Tuesday, September 25, 2012

God's Deadliest Sin: Women (Power = Women?)


GOD's Deadliest Sin: Women (POWER=WOMEN?)




QUEEN OF THE DAMNED (Aaliyah)



Before #FemaleTwitter hangs a dude & I happen to end up in flames or on a burning cross on YouTube or some shit, just hear a nigga out. It's not as bad as the title sounds. Let me stop, It actually is. Let's be honest, ya already fucked us from living an everlasting immortal life IN PARADISE. Btw, thank you Eve for fuckin it up for Adam & every nigga that's living now (can you imagine how that nigga Adam felt?) and all ya bitches too but that's a story for another day. I'm not high on religion but it seems like ya really started on a positive note. Why call women a sin? Women are like the apple in the story of Adam & Eve. One taste will fuck a niggas life up. What i'm really trying to say by the title is how dangerous & powerful ya really are. Ya hoes cant even begin to fathom how much ya REALLY got it. It might sound like I'm putting the pussy on a pedestal but believe me, I'll knock that shit back down. So don't feel too high and mighty about ya selves b. Stay well seated bitches. I'm pretty sure ya seen the movie "TROY" what does this have to do with anything? Well now lets checkout the concept of this movie. I'm not gonna even go all up into detail with the shit but 2 chicks in the movie cause everything to go to shit. One bitch started a war, while the other one kills the strongest man that was known to history during that time & in my knowledge the two bitches live after the movie was over. Yeah, yeah the shit is fiction now what's the point? POWER thats the one. For the fellas reading hear me out. If ya disagree with this one, then lets be real, I really dont give much of a fuck anyways. Idk what to tell ya because I sure as hell haven't heard of a war starting over some dick (pause) but damn sure know of some that have started over pussy. Now here are some realization for you women. Just look at the action movies of past and present. A lot of these movies have the classic storyline where: 1) Bitch gets kidnapped. 2) One Nigga going through some unimaginably life threatening struggle to save a chick 3) bitch manipulates a man, and the dude has been betrayed by that women after trying to save her just to get setup). I begin to wonder besides how awesome these movies are why does a nigga gotta save a bitch for? (we stay saving these hoes brah.) Ain't no damn movie about a bitch saving some dick. Especially not like that and if so please name 5 from the top of ya dome. No? Cool I shall continue. Then ya have shit like Twilight & TrueBlood which most of the women population LOVE. Is it because of the love story? Or is it because its showing how powerful one chick has control over all these niggas emotions? Is it hitting home a bit now? How about Video games? Now ya girls probably don't know much about videos games or maybe ya do. But if you do. Ever played Zelda? Super Mario Brothers? Double Dragon? A little something like the movies I was talking about right. These are the perfect stories of how important ya women actually are. Why are ya even worth saving that much as depicted in all these kinds of movies/video games? Ya women have mythical power of the PUSSY. How much? An outrageous amount of power. It's goddamn near unbelievable. Do you have power on us fellas?...FUCK YES! And any nigga trying to deny it or tells you other wise is straight lying (Any straight man at least). Ever wonder why a guy dresses up at an exceptional level at times to go out to a party? Or wants an intense looking whip in there arsenal? Sure it can be for personal reasons, but c'mon we ain't really fooling no one. Male readers here me out. How many times have ya gotten fly or got a haircut  look at the mirror and said "damn I'm looking fly! Bitches gonna fall for the kid tonight ", or there's times me and my niggas spoke about getting a whip and said "if I had the whip I'll have all the bitches on my dick!!". Common lines like this with your boys justs show how powerful ya really are; "Yoo she got friends? Put me on tho" (my personal favorite line btw) and "YO WHERE THE BITCHES AT". But for you faggots who say, "we dont care about these bitches", have you ever got hit up by your boys to just chill? And you say nah knowing Damn well you ain't doing shit or got shit to do. Now add bitches to that; "Yo bro come through. There's MAD bitches coming to chill". Bet money your thirsty ass gonna cartwheel right into your finest garments. " #ButWeDontCareAboutTheseBitchesTho " FOH nigga. How about when bitches are having girls night out & they only dancing only with one another. 1. Ladies that's just plain fucked up 2. Can ya niggas imagine going to a party where bitches arent willing to dance & all of them just have GIRLS NIGHT OUT? Or not associate with a nigga? If this scenario happens a nigga gonna stand there a little upset like why do these hoes even come if they not here to dance with other niggas. But you feeling some type of way over a chick  you don't event know. No power? Well then just leave the party/club and go to another one. But for what reason? To see where the shorties at!! That power is again driven by "women" but for my niggas pumping they chest; "Nah girls have no power over me!". Just look at simple shit like guys trying to bag a woman. Let's analyze this real quick. A woman can go to any setting, and when I mean woman I mean a decent looking chick, will be approached by X amount of guys and niggas will try to bag. Dudes won't stop trying to talk to her if you do. Oh girls talk to you too? huh. They talk to me also, but let's not act like the ratio isn't different or is nearly as close. It's our 3 to their 20. How much competition is that still no power? I mean there are more women then us in this planet but that ratio of bagginomatry/intentionalTalking 101 isn't even close. But if a regular dude is chilling in such setting & even if she thinks you look good, it doesn't mean she's gonna take the initiative to do so. You know you gotta try to bag that before another nigga does? (no nigga likes the feeling of not bagging a girl he could have bagged especially to a nigga that he fells doesn't compare to you or you feel is lesser then you). All you hoes gotta do is sit and look pretty. I had a decent talk with a female friend of mine and she confirmed 100% of this (she who shall not be named). Now us niggas don't have powers that women have & that's the little powers they have against us. As guys, we can't go up to several chicks and bag em all that's not gonna happen. Matter of fact, we can't even successfully expect to walk out of a party/club and guarantee that we can get laid after. BUT if a chick wants she can give her digits to whatever man she wants & if she likes, walk out with any dude and get laid 9 times out of 10. Now look at niggas cheating ratio. Why we do cheat on a higher ratio? Sometimes the bitch isn't even bad when a niggas does it. Ever wonder why some of your girlfriends don't want you hanging out with any of their friends? Not just because she's just a hoe BUT that HOE has the power/ability to make you cheat. How does that make sense power of the pussy my brothers or w.e you wanna call it. It has that power like it or not.  Now because I've felt like I bashed my brothers! Time to pick them up from the grave. Ready bitches? MY BROTHAS even tho these hoes are unaware of these powers, us niggas aren't really effected by the fact that they do have some. But once a nigga gets with a chick we fuck y'all up mentally & I mean bad. To the point where ya don't bounce back right. Us mother fuckers bounce back pretty good & even tho ya collectively have such a power it doesn't mean shit knowing that we can crumble ya emotional ass. Most of ya weak and it's the truth. You can have all the power you want  but if you have somebody weak behind the driver seat then that power really don't mean shit. And ya know how we feel about ya women drivers. So it is easy for us guys to break that power an put ya through emotional shambles boo :) #THERANTGAWD 





Thursday, September 20, 2012

The Birth Of The Rant Gawd....


THE STORY OF THE RANT GAWD

My name is Miguel. I go by Migz, Migz Da Gawd (anything with gawd to be honest) and most importantly The Rant Gawd. First the "RANT". Yes, the rant. For the most part some of y'all already know the gawd by the way I tweet and go on my emotional rants. But if ya don't know me through my tweets then get ready to be reading some angry shit. I'm Like a combination of #ForeverAlone & #WhoHurtYou; if this was a movie then this would feature an allstar cast of emotions. I'm like the Leonardo DiCaprio of rants. If ranting was a sport I'd be a first ballot Hall of Famer. Many times I get on twitter and an emotional nigga like thyself, tends to just blackout on certain topics. At times 140 characters just doesn't cut it for a nigga, so why not just write lenghty RANTS on someshit like this? So I decided to start a blog. My rants vary tho, from whatever topic that pops into my head; from crazy drunk nights to fucked up experiences and the main feature will always be youuuu Bitchesss (Women) . Now The "Gawd"....  You know that's pretty self explanatory. But for the ones who don't. Just let the GAWD Explain & shit. Like the Greek mythology and their gods,  like Poseidon "god of water", Zeus "god of lightning" or  like that sexy ass gawdess Aphrodite "goddess of beauty" but yeah...so ya should start getting the picture by now & if ya don't then...*hands brown paper bag, with a gun inside*  . What I'm doing Is really opening the doors for an outrageous amount of slander. It's going to be like open season for a nigga, especially with ya broads. BUT! Mother fuckers don't get gassed. I'm a be talking about what A LOT of niggas are afraid to say and speak openly about it, soI'm gonna say you're welcome before hand. Obviously there will be a few things ya gonna relate to and disagree with but more then anything ,besides the slander that will be received, I'm just content that y'all took the time to read the shit. I'm expecting to hear some negative and positive feed back. I'm a rookie in this game, so a dude is gonna need all the constructive criticism & feedback! Doesn't mean i'm a take em and shit but you know can't be bad to hear it out. Welcome to my brief Introduction & don't be scared to comment or email a nigga some topics that need to be touched on. I promise you'll be entertained





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