#MarvinsROOM & #HisBITCHES
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Sup guise :) It’s been a lil while. Shoutout to the Chubby Gawd for that chubby revolution blog btw. mad intense, follow him (@showtimefred). But now it’s time for me to step back in, last couple of blogs was for ya, this one is for ME. If yous guys have followed me long enough on twitter then you guys know my own little personal TT(Trending Topic) #MarvinsRoomBitches which i tend to go off on every now and then. If ya haven't then ya about to hear a really cool story and understand the dynamics of what is #MarvinsRoomBitch. Have you ever felt like you was stuck in dejavu? Dealing with the same type of situation or scenario over and over? Like...dealing...with...the…same…damn… reoccurring…nightmare. Well then, LET ME FUCKING TELL YOU ABOUT THESE BITCHES!!! But before i get into detail about my cool story, let me enlighten the public about what exactly is a #MarvinsRoomBITCH. It's pretty cool if you ask me, i made my own personal spiteful definition for these heauxs. These are the chicks that get dumped by their previous boyfriends, then try to move on but they can't because they become very delusional. For some reason, after their passed relationship with their ex, they have this assumption that they still go out with them or still think they have a chance with the young lad. Now that I have giving a brief MigzFact about what a #MarvinsRoomBitch is, let us all get our blankets & get cozy with this bitter story. For some reason I've been encountering the same species of women. Ever feel like your just attracted to a specific kinda of girl with the same qualities or attributes?, welp this is what this is basically all about. The shit is this not the fucking qualitites or attributes a nigga is looking for, the whole thing becomes a damn hassle it's like encountering the same fucking magikarp in Pokémon! (And if you know what a magikarp is in Pokémon ya know how worthless this Pokémon really is). I’ve actually used to sit & think about this allure i have on these species of worthless women. I don't know why i attract them. I probably am the perfect candidate to save these hoes who are going through this intense emotional turmoil. Like I be right there for these bitches disposal, you can say the perfect candidate to save em with my cape flapping in the wind. For some odd reason, a nigga just manage's to always end up talking to some jawn that just broke up with some nigga. Fuck it, I feel as if right now that there is a chick around my radius trying to plot and talk to me with this #MarvinsRoomBitch trait scheming extra hard, trying to hook up with TheRantGawd. Now, what's the big deal? So what I’ve dealt with the some hoes who just broke up with some dudes, fuck is the point? Oh besides the fact that these heaux come with alot of baggage with them, the emotional b.s, oh yeah & The lead on portion is the FUCKING shit that gets to me. If you’re like me or any person, Ya’ll probably hate to have your time wasted and that’s the main portion that gets to me, especially when a nigga starts getting use to shit, this story get deeper..things just turn for the worst. These #MarvinsRoomBitches be selling hopes & dreams better than a sports agent, and I’m over here in MSG as the #1 overall draft pick. Now these chicks have been through a long faithful relationships. I’m here like "great these chicks are perfect candidates to take serious, i can't possible falter". Ya would have thought that was the case. But I’m here optimistic like "hey that’s all they know" then again that’s where i assumed wrong. It's gotten to the point, when I start talking to potential wifeys, that I require some HoeFax 1. When was your last relationship, bitch 2. Are you over your EX?!, bitch 3. Do you still talk to your ex, bitch 4. You tryna cuff or nah? (Nah, I'm lying about part4). Now picture this. Going through about 4-5, yes 4-5 of them. I mean if it was 1 or 2 of them i wouldn't be posting this shit, but it’s about 4 or 5 so some cares has been added to this shit. so all these #MarvinsRoomBitches have the same pattern. You know, they all claiming they over they ex so on and so forth. Stuff gets all cute & gay, happily ever after settings, good morning & good night text messages, at first. I'm here thinking I’m superman. Leaping over buildings & gliding through the streets with my cape flapping ever so gracefully, yes down the mean streets of the Bronx at that. I'm here feeling like I'm surpassing these bitches ex's, doing right by them and shit (WRONG), while bitches over here still stuck on the nigga that deaded them. Fuck, i found out that a few of them that was still fucking em<<< (NOW THATS THE SHIT THAT BLEW MY FUSE) you think everything is all good while she's FAITHFULLY fucking her Ex, while texting me shit like "Babe, you know I'm only yours" or "I'm over him, I'm only worried about us". Nah, I wasn't aware of the cheating. I found out and dumped them hoes! Let's not get that mistaken, i'm not no sucka nigga either! Ain't no damn "Mario Winans - I don't wanna know" filter going on over here, fuck that bitch is doing dirt i wanna know the sec after. what really fucks a nigga up, is the fact that it was consecutive bitches back to back to backkkkk, almost the same exact scenario with each of them. The whole wasting my unlimited text messages & time, i could have used it on some other chick that may or may have not been worth it. Shit is damn near traumatizing, & to ADD fucking insult to injury, this was around the same time this Nigga Drake released MARVIN'S ROOM, at that time i despised the song cause of the damn message he was putting out. Ya can just imagine my facial expression after listening to that shit, going through the shit i was..btw *Currently Listening to it as I'm writing this* can you blame me tho?, that song is tough lol. But back to what I was saying, I'm here going through some shit & now I have the perfect song to add to my situation. It’s like buying the perfect sneaker with the hat to match. The shit that gets me kind of tight is that Drake doesn't even get to smash his ex-shorty on the song and he's DRAKE!, and these hoes have the nerve to cheat on the young gawd with they scumbag ex's b & im here playing the faithful guy looking stupid AF. By now this is like two hoes in after the song But then what happens? I fall into the same trap again three more times with the another #MarvinsRoomBitch. You would think I learned my lesson, with dealing with these kinda broads & their situation. At one point i really started to think this shit was a conspiracy and my nigga Drake is leading the charge & shit, he just be plotting and sending them my way. But to sum shit up, let me school some of my niggas that haven't been through this shit or for any of ya dudes who plan on talking to a chick that just got out from a real relationship & pla on taking them serious. To be honest I'm probably not even qualified too be dropping some knowledge about this, after shooting 0% from the field with these hoes that get dumped. but if since i am anyway, just.. pleaseeee DON'T take these chicks serious AT ALL. They Ex's have them on a leash, no matter how bad they are & how much of a better guy you feel like you are, even though it seems tempting..... hold back mother fuckers, hold BACK! As hurt as these hoes seems they drugged on delusions, false dreams, hallucinating & you’re not gonna win that battle. they gotta rehab that shit out for like a yr. Put the cape down my brothas and keep it on the bench, and find a chick that hasn't been with a dude for a while, they ex are currently gawd to them & are one text away from getting them back. I'm 5 broads in on this game so I know. Now ladies, not just the #MarvinsRoomBitches all of ya. When a dude dumps you, get the hint. I'm a be fake serious, he doesn't want you for a reason. Your "He" just doesn't feel you’re worthy enough anymore. I'm be blunt but ya need to hear the truth. Ya really do it to ya selves, most of the time y'all ex's are scumbags who cheated, got tired, verbally/physically abused, or they just want to be single again. Running & going back just makes it harder for you to move on, and ya just look stupid af & if hes hitting you up it's just too really smash. I mean it beats jerking off, what better way to get a nut off then to hit up your emotionally wrecked puppet right? (Some chicks probably aggy because ya fall in this lane as the hitting up to just smash, with the hopes of getting back with their ex-dude ) ya should realize the minute ya move on is the minute ya did better.... So don't be a #MarvinsRoomBitch move the fuck on, & man up, and if your still stuck!! save some niggas some trouble and don’t entertain some of them. Just let em know you just trying to have fun till your ex wants ya back which is probably NEVER. Lastly if ya good with losing the good dude & getting denied like a Lebron chase down block, then by all means, keep blessing your pillow with them tears ma. Just to clarify a little on some things for my niggas who play the Ex role: im not hating on none of ya one bit, ya have the power to fuck with ya ex's cool ya got it. I personally don’t know any of the ones who pulled any of my jawns i dealt with. I wouldn’t retaliate anyways cause its the hoe that’s at fault. But hey more power to them, but even tho they pulled em back i still smashed ya shorties soo0o... shit, I aint lose that bad. I mean more power to ya no hate, im just a firm believer of on to the next one. Oh yeah let me add in, I hope none of the chicks I’ve dealt with hopes this is a special tribute to them Have a GRAND FUCKING SEAT! It was a collective effort of ya that made this possible. One hell of a team effort at that this was completed #DreamTeamOfMarvinsROOMbitches. Just had to throw that shock wave out there ya bishhhhhhhh, plus if ya hoes can take a dick, a uppercut or a lil reese beat down then ya can take a blog.& if ya wanna come at me your more then welcome to expose yourself, yours truly #TheRantGAWD follow me (@Word2MyKnicks)
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