P.O.K.E.M.O.N
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| The Decision |
As young men, we are faced with many decisions, challenges, and obstacles in our lives, such as: Should we follow our friends? Break some rules? Send a note to a certain shorty we’re secretly in love with? But there's one special decision that we’ve faced, one of the hardest we’ve ever had to make-- choosing your first Pokémon! Yes, your very first Pokémon. For those who don’t remember, Pokémon was a cartoon that rocked the U.S. from the late 80s throughout most of the 90s. Although my peers swear that they were watching Jordan play (which makes no sense) some of us non-pretenders were warped in the world of Pokémon. In the early mornings us kids would wake up just to catch the cartoons. Not too much later the Pokémon cards were unleashed, and at this time we were either stealing ‘em or getting robbed for ‘em. Guess what side I was on-- BOTH! I had my cards stolen as, but i also had my own little team rocket swag that stole mad cards, too. Being born in that era was a blessing. Those were the days; playing the swaggiest GameBoy game that was created with the Link Cable was O.D. papping! (Yes PAPPING #NoTypo). We were battling and making crucial trades and through this some shit was bestowed and solidified. I don’t know what, exactly, but it definitely helped us out in someway or another. The decision? Pokémon Red & Blue was where "THE REAL DECISION" began. This was way before LeBron took his talents to South Beach. On the other hand us lil niggas were taking our talents to be the best Pokémon Master. Life was real back then…now? Not so much, shits kind of whack. In Pokémon you had the choice of picking between Charmander, Squirtle, or Bulbasaur. The very first time you played the game with absolutely no knowledge, concept or dynamics you didn't know but had to make a major decision. This was a decision that helped you grow up into the person you are right now. Sounds crazy, but I'll break down the three options for you. In analyzing your decision, you can actually learn a few facts about the three.
Charmander The Gawd:
If you picked Charmander then your head was in the right place, you're moral values must be at an all time high. All of the realest lil niggas picked him. Not only did you make the perfect choice, but also you took the path of pure greatness.
A few other facts, if you didn't already know (which you should if you played and watched Pokémon)
1. He's a fire Pokémon that was a "DRAGON"
2. Don't act like ya didn't shed a tear when Ash saved Charmander from the rain
3. You were obviously blessed with some royalty or Gawd in your heritage.
4. He’s the only nigga that Ash has on speed dial that comes to him and features in the Pokémon movies
5. He beat the 8th Gym Leaders Magmar, Articuno, and he beat Gary's Blastoise.
Now you know, niggas
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| (Pretend like ya didn't shed a tear) |
Squirtle The King:
If you picked Squirtle then you picked the thug out of the three. Which other Pokémon do you know who not only evolves but is equipped with two cannons on his shell? Squirtle was destined to be a gunna when turning to be Blastoise. Let’s not forget how Squirtle used to hold it down with the Squirtle squad. He was a hood legend scaring, stealing, and beating up Pokémon (that's today's modern day gangsters; Squirtle was the Chief Keef of Pokémon). How can you not like a Pokémon who was the leader of an organized crime group? Niggas were gonna make a special edition of "GangLand: The Squirtle Squad”. The creator didn't just give his evolved form two guns for no reason. He's a gunna 3Hunna. Bitches love Squirtle & ya hoes know it. Ya hoes probably don't know it..but ya do
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| (GBE wouldn't be what it is today, if it wasn't for THE SQUIRTLE SQUAD) |
Bulbasaur........
- You gotta be PUSSY
- Nigga.... NO!!
- You picked Wrong
- What were you thinking?
- Re-evaluate Your life
- WHY?!! Ma nigga! WHY?!
- They only had POKEMON RED & BLUE Version for a reason (THEY WAS GIVING YOU HINTS THAT BULBASAUR WASN'T AN OPTION OR A GOOD CHOICE TO BEGIN WITH)
- C'mon son
- You can't be deadass
- Seriously tho
- read 1-9
- You really picked this guy....
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| Cmon, My nigga! Ya can't be serious. WHAT IS THIS?!! |
As a youngster even until this day, I love the concept and the game of Pokémon. It remains relevant, not only to me but also to many other people on twitter, mainly by The GAWDS. As childish as it may sound, people still engage in Pokémon talks. However, this only holds true for the first and second generation Pokemon. In addition to these two specific generations, only the red, blue, yellow, and gold/silver versions are acceptable. Those are the OG triple OGs. If you chose Charmander that simply means you had common sense that you was built into your character. If you chose Squirtle there is a high probability that you are a minority (mainly black) thug life. And if you chose Bulbasaur, there's a high chance that you aren't liked much, if at all, and most likely grew up without a father figure in your life, you fuckin homo. In conclusion, I must say that the selection between the three has been long debated, in particular, which of the three is actually the ‘right’ choice. Personally, if you couldn’t already tell, I would have to say Charmander, but again, that's just my humble opinion. Some could debate my choice, but there’s one thing I know for certain that can’t be debated: the answer will NEVER be Bulbasaur. They should have subbed him for Pikachu, fucking bumass bulbasaur bum-ass nigga. One most not ever pick that nigga b.
This blog is rather random; almost as random as me watching Pokémon all from the beginning (#BoredomKILLS). Can you blame me though? The real shit would be, what if Pokémon wasn't fictional and it was real? Guess what I gotta say about that one?..........
To be continued… Oh yeah...
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