The Exaggeration Of EL Hombre Dominicano
The Exaggeration Of A Male Culture |
Dominican brothers, es hora de sacar esa maldita hookitz, throw on a bachata and pop open a presidente. So, Bueno, let me start with: I'm not 1000% in touch with my roots, aside from the fact that I can dance bachata, my Spanish is aight, plus I can read in Spanish, and read Junot Diaz's books (idk if that one applies tho). Last thing I want ya to think is that I'm really trying to educate ya. This shit is more of an informative TROLL, I will bring to light tho this misconception of my Dominican brothers... All while exposing this falssssssse ass stigma that be plaguing us. For clarification purposes, I'm not advocating that we're angels by all means, Dominican men are still indeed men, on average MOST niggas ain't shit (keyword: MOST). Instead of being categorized and generalized like any other MEN from other CULTURES... My brethren tend to get segregated from this same exact group! for doing what seems to be STANDARD shittt!!... That ALL niggas do!! No matter the race or culture. But man, there's this hyper level of exaggeration, shit, ya chicks exaggerate so much ya can put a Dominican mother to shame *round of applause* Porque no hay una, que EXAGERAN COMO EXAGERA la madre dominicana and the pettiness? When a Dominican man is mentioned? it's unmatched. Now I'll be the first to say: I'm honestly not offended about these far-fetched stereotypes of ours... outraged? Not in the slightest... Cause any publicity is good publicity in my eyes. I just wanted to write some ish... Plus putting a Dominican man in a positive LIGHT is sure to drive a good portion of you bitches blind with rage, (oh the uproar). Lastly the theme of this.. is to.. kind of expose this shit ya be dragging way too much, touch on things like: why ya truly mad? What draws you bitches to us Dominicans in the first place? Why we are the way we are? And lastly because the slander doesn't add up at all... literary
Aside from having all the features of a video vixen up until they hit their late 50s, La Madre Dominicana embodies, numerous of positive attributes. Dominican mothers ARE amazing BUT if I can just give you someeee details: they're out spoken as shit, lack sensitivity, call it how it is and some, super expressive and the queens of over-exaggerating situations. They are the definition of el mismo "diablo" (for you niggas who want a dominican woman) that goes without saying that their advice comes from the heart or *anger*... Our own mothers program us to seriously be cautious and be very wary of women. If ya bright enough to understand how racism is taught, THEN in a Dominican household, you're taught to not only trust the opposite sex but anything at that manner.... friends included, yourself too. you hear "cuidado con tu mismo" in most dominican house hold. Our mothers are the ones who tell us how to move, and condone our own exploration of other women. Raised with so many expressions about women drilled in our minds, our mothers advice's. examples:
"las mujeres no sirven,"
"nosotras somos mas peor que los hombres,"
"somos el mismo diablo,"
"Cuidado con esas perras en calor,"
"mujeren que le pican la creta"
*horrible things, I can go on*
Ya can see how that can be a conflict? Ain't no Dominican nigga wanna be the model companion after countless years of hearing the opposite genders are perras... that shit is with in our consciousness... Of course we gonna be insensitive and careless. Mom set it up that way, told us ya ain't shit, y cojimo oreja. If you think about it, it's kind of.. sort of... technically.. it's ah.. Dominican WOMAN's fault, ya the one's to blame and cover up for us when we are younger,ya never sell us out. (Gracia mi reyna :p) . What sucks about this is that we grow up with this confirmation-bias, where someone (mom, dad, siblings) gives us a bias ass opinion. As we mature and the years go by, we feed into the shit so hard when a bitch does some shakey shit we jump into "fuck mom was right, these bitches ain't shit." Especially hearing those sayings for so many years, you're bound to confirm one of mama dearest bias, directly or indirectly.
- Dominicans overall make up, about roughly 1.4 million of the U.S population
- Let's say we slice that number to male vs female Dominicans.. I'll split that number down the middle for easy math and shit which is 0.7ish (700,000)
- Let's add in the factor that all Dominican men aren't straight, not all of them are mature enough for sexual intercourse and we can assume some are hurt and shit.. so let's knock I'll say roughly 0.2 (200,000) of the population (deadass, i don't know it could be more or less, it's an outlier)
- Leaving us with about a straight male population who inflict this overwhelming emotional level of damage and whom receive this unnecessary slander and uproar around roughly 0.3-0.5 of the U.S population (300,000-500,000)
- For demographic purposes Dominicans reside mainly on the southeast and the northeastern area of the US. *check map above for full Dominican representation across the US*
1) I'm not a scientist.
2) I'm not great with numbers.
3) I don't conduct field studies,
4) I do not need to specialize on any of those......
5) To understand ya bitches are JUST MAD HURT.
Although I'm not any of those specialists that I mentioned (Aside from number 5) I am hella certified on searching shit on the most powerful engine in the world: Google. So I conducted my own little study/research.... So ya hoes are indicating that this very very very very very very very fucking minuscule population of men are causing this much emotional trauma around the south and northeastern areas in this country? (where we mostly reside) I JUST REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT, remember the focus group are "straight Dominican men" (S.D.M) which if you look at the numbers from el FAX.
You can see I guess-timated roughly around 300,000-500,000 *GIVE OR TAKE* Now the map above REPRESENTS the full blown 1.4 million Dominican American/Immigrant population. Now, this where i I wish I had a map that represented just the S.D.M, BECAUSE YA WOULD FEEL AWFULLY FUCKING IDIOTIC, cause these 500,000 more or less niggas can't possible be causing this much damage, because we are talked as like a global pandemic whenever we're spoken about. You would assume that we were an army, but here comes the riddle: How can Dominican niggas unleash so much hurt if we FUCKING BARELY EXIST IN THE U.S. in the first place!?
If we go to any state that we aren't heavily populated! (not called NY) we won't be recognized!! We will either be literally Black, White, mixed of those two, or for courtesy purposes JUST Mexican. NOTHING ELSE, there isn't that many of us in our own damn country, nobody in Wisconsin, Utah or Denver is gonna see me and say "hey, look at that, he's Dominican" -__-. So, ladies since we now UNDERSTAND that we are one of the smaller demographics, we can AGREE that there's no way we can possible be this Super-Mega-Ultra-Power-Hungry- Out-Of-This-Planet-Created-In- A-Lab-Scumbag that ya fictionally create in ya head (*exaggeration is the theme*) to make ya selves feel better cause he cheated on you. If we added the numbers up and put out a dating resume of which culture actually cheats the most.. I need ya hoes to understand WE WOULDN'T FUCKING COME CLOSE not even top 5. So can we all say: dragging itttttt, debunked or nah? (or too dumb)
What is it about DOMINICAN MEN?
COTORRA: This is not like me.. but I'll be the first to say that I WISH! I was hicked out enough to unleash some of the heat my Dominican brothers be saying. They have this oddly offensive catcalling. That's quite creative but also very funny, It leaves you completely astonished. Ladies just experienced and witnessed this one sentence,line or phrase that touched base with multiple genres and tapped into three different emotions. Leaving you at a state of shock,which renders you helpless. Shit, its so other sometime that you can't help but process what was just said... Which leaves a lot of ya hoes open (ay un año NUEVO) and laughing at examples like "Diablo maldita, tu con toda esa culva y yo sin freno... que dios te bendiga azarosa" I'm telling you, ya left so confused that ya just fuck with it. We also pretty decent with SPANGLISH, like it just flows, tu me entiende? What chick can't get hip to that?
CULTURA: Dominican people have this carefree demeanor, so carefree that even in the face of our darkest hour we make light of the situation, joke around. keeping a festive mood and shit. There's a reason why people don't take Dominican men serious. Most scenario is a "todo es mental" approach, "everything is gonna be alright" *meteors strikes* during the most catastrophic of situations. Chopped arm? Put some vaporub on it. Flood in their whole town? Fuck it, go outside, get pots and pans, throw a block party while trees and cars are floating. Has a complete different family? Fuck it, she'll get over it. You kind of see how having such a carefree outlook kind of hinders us. People may think we're heartless... we just don't really give a fuck or find a big deal out of shit we have very little control over. What can we possible do but "fuck it,hoy se bebe"
CUALIDAD: One extreme factor that aids our cause, is that we are a culture. Now we all share that, but our genetic make up varies. Most Dominicans are a mix of African, Indigenous, and European decent, give or take. So it's pretty fucking safe to say you're getting a motherfucking rare package here ok, sweetheart... Shit I can round 20 Dominican niggas and ya hoes can pick ya flavor type shit, LITERALLY. We range from morenito to blanquito twilight looking niggas, baby we got ALL shadess. Ya hoes are just mad unappreciative., (now I'm offended) We have this very unique genetic make up of all those races, you add our Latino culture and the limited Dominicans overall in the U.S. you start to notice how much of a RARITY we really are (best of ALL WORLDs). Ya hoes are getting a fucking bargain... instead of complaining and bitching, be lucky ya ever had one! Or don't be selfish. Sharing is caring. We are at shortage after all and overall so be mindful to ya fella, it isn't fair we don't match the population so we have to extend this rare love to as many women as possible, It's never too late to advocate ladies or share.
CARIÑO: We should be the people of love, more than the French cause deadass idk why they even get the title. Must be the accent or cause they're white, but have them niggas ever danced bachata or merengue, under the influence of alcohol? I think the fuck not, theres always a potential baby-shower looming after a Dominican function. Babies are made in those circumstances,. An ugly ass Dominican nigga can come up with a goddess with the right moves on the dance floor and add Brugal and there goes your Dominican Love Sotry. Like, you see the passion and romance, the level of intimacy, it's like a courtship dance to manipulate your suitor... the drinking and the music playing in the background. The sweet nothings we spill during those five minutes. What's lost in the trenches is that Dominican men are passionate lovers, but niggas can't display their romance cause everyone thinks we are being "tiguerazos." it's really mistaken with and overwhelming aura that screams out "Yo No Soy PENDEJO." so is easy to think we will cheat, bitch you not gonna play us.Niggas dead cheat for insurance purposes, Ya hoes need to know that every Dominican has a little Anthony Santos and Romeo in him. We just trying to love ya hoes, but ya make it so difficult.
"Buenooooo" - A Dominican Proverb
Now that you got all these facts, you should be asking yourself, "Why aren't you with a Dominican man in the first place?" or "Why isn't he eating your box at this moment?" Probably the real reason you're upset. It's time to cut the shit and find yourself another one, es un año nuevo, mujeres you heard what DJ Kass said. Don't let your friends discourage you from finding that Dominican man and building or giving one a chance. Don't allow your friends' experiences cripple you off of a rare love ma. There are deadass so many Dominican men that stand out and fathers (hombre serio ass niggas)... yeah we have scumbags but I know plenty of outstanding Dominicans who wouldn't think twice of cheating and shame on ya hoes who know this y tapan el sol con un deo, ya the worse, vende patria, especially if your pops is a good example and you out here slandering us. Ya just be wanting to ride the wave and with only so many Dominicans in the first place, there's no way all ya hoes having these interactions or experiences with us in the first place. So this shit not adding up to me, like ya all dated Dominicans? Really? All of us that barely exist in the first place... Let's also cut the generalizing unless we talking men overall, or just don't date us with ya hyper hurt ass. Lmao ya dead amplified a culture of men cause the loving was so good that the let down gave ya trauma, it's very bittersweet. I just wanna know how this slander on us first came to be... who started this rebellion? So, bitches, find yourself a Dominican man and build.