#MarvinsROOM & #HisBITCHES

#MarvinsROOM & #HisBITCHES

Sup guise :) It’s been a lil while. Shoutout to the Chubby Gawd for that chubby revolution blog btw. mad intense, follow him (@showtimefred). But now it’s time for me to step back in, last couple of blogs was for ya, this one is for ME. If yous guys have followed me long enough on twitter then you guys know my own little personal TT(Trending Topic)  #MarvinsRoomBitches which i tend to go off on every now and then. If ya haven't then ya about to hear a really cool story and understand the dynamics of what is #MarvinsRoomBitch. Have you ever felt like you was stuck in dejavu? Dealing with the same type of situation or scenario over and over? Like...dealing...with...the…same…damn… reoccurring…nightmare. Well then, LET ME FUCKING TELL YOU ABOUT THESE BITCHES!!! But before i get into detail about my cool story, let me enlighten the public about what exactly is a #MarvinsRoomBITCH. It's pretty cool if you ask me, i made my own personal spiteful definition for these heauxs. These are the chicks that get dumped by their previous boyfriends, then try to move on but they can't because they become very delusional. For some reason, after their passed relationship with their ex, they have this assumption that they still go out with them or still think they have a chance with the young lad. Now that I have giving a brief MigzFact about what a #MarvinsRoomBitch is, let us all get our blankets & get cozy with this bitter story. For some reason I've been encountering the same species of women. Ever feel like your just attracted to a specific kinda of girl with the same qualities or attributes?, welp this is what this is basically all about. The shit is this not the fucking qualitites or attributes a nigga is looking for, the whole thing becomes a damn hassle it's like encountering the same fucking magikarp in Pokémon! (And if you know what a magikarp is in Pokémon ya know how worthless this Pokémon really is). I’ve actually used to sit & think about this allure i have on these species of worthless women. I don't know why i attract them. I probably am the perfect candidate to save these hoes who are going through this intense emotional turmoil. Like I be right there for these bitches disposal, you can say the perfect candidate to save em with my cape flapping in the wind. For some odd reason, a nigga just manage's to always end up talking to some jawn that just broke up with some nigga. Fuck it, I feel as if right now that there is a chick around my radius trying to plot and talk to me with this #MarvinsRoomBitch trait scheming extra hard, trying to hook up with TheRantGawd. Now, what's the big deal? So what I’ve dealt with the some hoes who just broke up with some dudes, fuck is the point? Oh besides the fact that these heaux come with alot of baggage with them, the emotional b.s, oh yeah & The lead on portion is the FUCKING shit that gets to me. If you’re like me or any person, Ya’ll probably hate to have your time wasted and that’s the main portion that gets to me, especially when a nigga starts getting use to shit, this story get deeper..things just turn for the worst. These #MarvinsRoomBitches be selling hopes & dreams better than a sports agent, and I’m over here in MSG as the #1 overall draft pick. Now these chicks have been through a long faithful relationships. I’m here like "great these chicks are perfect candidates to take serious, i can't possible falter". Ya would have thought that was the case. But I’m here optimistic  like "hey that’s all they know" then again that’s where i assumed wrong. It's gotten to the point, when I start talking to potential wifeys, that I require some HoeFax 1. When was your last relationship, bitch 2. Are you over your EX?!, bitch 3. Do you still talk to your ex, bitch 4. You tryna cuff or nah? (Nah, I'm lying about part4). Now picture this. Going through about 4-5, yes 4-5 of them. I mean if it was 1 or 2 of them i wouldn't be posting this shit, but it’s about 4 or 5 so some cares has been added to this shit. so all these #MarvinsRoomBitches have the same pattern. You know, they all claiming they over they ex so on and so forth. Stuff gets all cute & gay, happily ever after settings, good morning & good night text messages, at first. I'm here thinking I’m superman. Leaping over buildings & gliding through the streets with my cape flapping ever so gracefully, yes down the mean streets of the Bronx at that. I'm here feeling like I'm surpassing these bitches ex's, doing right by them and shit (WRONG), while bitches over here still stuck on the nigga that deaded them. Fuck, i found out that a few of them that was still fucking em<<< (NOW THATS THE SHIT THAT BLEW MY FUSE) you think everything is all good while she's FAITHFULLY fucking her Ex, while texting me shit like "Babe, you know I'm only yours" or "I'm over him, I'm only worried about us". Nah, I wasn't aware of the cheating. I found out and dumped them hoes! Let's not get that mistaken, i'm not no sucka nigga either! Ain't no damn "Mario Winans - I don't wanna know" filter going on over here, fuck that bitch is doing dirt i wanna know the sec after. what really fucks a nigga up, is the fact that it was consecutive bitches back to back to backkkkk, almost the same exact scenario with each of them. The whole wasting my unlimited text messages & time, i could have used it on some other chick that may or may have not been worth it. Shit is damn near traumatizing, & to ADD fucking insult to injury, this was around the same time this Nigga Drake released MARVIN'S ROOM, at that time i despised the song cause of the damn message he was putting out. Ya can just imagine my facial expression after listening to that shit, going through the shit i was..btw *Currently Listening to it as I'm writing this* can you blame me tho?, that song is tough lol. But back to what I was saying, I'm here going through some shit & now I have the perfect song to add to my situation. It’s like buying the perfect sneaker with the hat to match. The shit that gets me kind of tight is that Drake doesn't even get to smash his ex-shorty on the song and he's DRAKE!, and these hoes have the nerve to cheat on the young gawd with they scumbag ex's b & im here playing the faithful guy looking stupid AF. By now this is like two hoes in after the song  But then what happens? I fall into the same trap again three more times with the another #MarvinsRoomBitch. You would think I learned my lesson, with dealing with these kinda broads & their situation. At one point i really started to think this shit was a conspiracy and my nigga Drake is leading the charge & shit, he just be plotting and sending them my way. But to sum shit up, let me school some of my niggas that haven't been through this shit or for any of ya dudes who plan on talking to a chick that just got out from a real relationship & pla on taking them serious. To be honest I'm probably not even qualified too be dropping some knowledge about this, after shooting 0% from the field with these hoes that get dumped. but if since i am anyway, just.. pleaseeee DON'T take these chicks serious AT ALL. They Ex's have them on a leash, no matter how bad they are & how much of a better guy you feel like you are, even though it seems tempting..... hold back mother fuckers, hold BACK! As hurt as these hoes seems they drugged on delusions, false dreams, hallucinating & you’re not gonna win that battle. they gotta rehab that shit out for like a yr. Put the cape down my brothas and keep it on the bench, and find a chick that hasn't been with a dude for a while, they ex are currently gawd to them & are one text away from getting them back. I'm 5 broads in on this game so I know. Now ladies, not just the #MarvinsRoomBitches all of ya. When a dude dumps you, get the hint. I'm a be fake serious, he doesn't want you for a reason. Your "He" just doesn't feel you’re worthy enough anymore. I'm be blunt but ya need to hear the truth. Ya really do it to ya selves, most of the time y'all ex's are scumbags who cheated, got tired, verbally/physically abused, or they just want to be single again. Running & going back just makes it harder for you to move on, and ya just look stupid af & if hes hitting you up it's just too really smash. I mean it beats jerking off, what better way to get a nut off then to hit up your emotionally wrecked puppet right? (Some chicks probably aggy because ya fall in this lane as the hitting up to just smash, with the hopes of getting back with their ex-dude ) ya should realize the minute ya move on is the minute ya did better.... So don't be a #MarvinsRoomBitch move the fuck on, & man up, and if your still stuck!! save some niggas some trouble and don’t entertain some of them. Just let em know you just trying to have fun till your ex wants ya back which is probably NEVER. Lastly if ya good with losing the good dude & getting denied like a Lebron chase down block, then by all means, keep blessing your pillow with them tears ma. Just to clarify a little on some things for my niggas who play the Ex role: im not hating on none of ya one bit, ya have the power to fuck with ya ex's cool ya got it. I personally don’t know any of the ones who pulled any of my jawns i dealt with. I wouldn’t retaliate anyways cause its the hoe that’s at fault. But hey more power to them, but even tho they pulled em back i still smashed ya shorties soo0o... shit, I aint lose that bad. I mean more power to ya no hate, im just a firm believer of on to the next one. Oh yeah let me add in, I hope none of the chicks I’ve dealt with hopes this is a special tribute to them Have a GRAND FUCKING SEAT! It was a collective effort of ya that made this possible. One hell of a team effort at that this was completed #DreamTeamOfMarvinsROOMbitches. Just had to throw that shock wave out there ya bishhhhhhhh, plus if ya hoes can take a dick, a uppercut or a lil reese beat down then ya can take a blog.& if ya wanna come at me your more then welcome to expose yourself, yours truly #TheRantGAWD follow me (@Word2MyKnicks)



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#TheChubbyRevolution - @ShowTimeFred

The CHUBBY Revolution 

 Before I start, I'd like to thank my bro Migz for letting me infiltrate his blog this one time. My name is Fred. On Twitter I'm @ShowtimeFred. No fancy nicknames like the #RantGawd over here. Well there is FreddyBear but that's something we're just not gonna talk about. Anyway, I'm here to talk about something I'd thought would never happen in my wildest dreams. Something that I couldn't fathom or imagine happening years ago but my prayers have finally been answered. We are currently in amidst of a Chubby Revolution. Yes, you read it right. I know some of you are thinking, "What do you mean Chubby Revolution? Is there an underground cult of chubby people planning to rebel against society?". The answer is no ( that would be awesome btw and if that exists at all please sign me up). I'll explain it now. Chubby guys are winning. We are winning at such a high level right now. I dont know how the fuck it started to be honest. I can't even point out the turning point for us or who started it. But the past 2 years, my studies have shown an astronomical increase in Chubby Chasers. 753% increase to be precise. "Thats not true Fred. You're exaggerating. Chubby niggas ain't getting play." Fuck you and I bet your girl plotting behind your back with her fluffy best friend you bitch ass nigga. So like I was saying, it is our time. Everyday I see a chick professing her love for my kind. Every time I go out, I see a chubby nigga cuffing some exquisite jawn. Its a beautiful sight to see. I swear it's getting to a point where I feel like girls are saying they like chubby niggas just to fit in! To be honest, skinny chicks have ALWAYS been chubby chasers and we love ya. My first girlfriend was skinny. My first heartbreak was a skinny bitch. My recent ex is skinny. If you just saying now that you like chubby guys, you some hypebeast bitch. Shit is crazy outchea. By the way, this does not apply to short, chubby guys. I'm sorry. I don't believe any girl likes a guy that is shaped like a Little League catcher. Maybe if you have a beard you can get away with it. And what's up with the sudden love for beards? I'll touch on that in a bit, pause. Before I give my explanation on why this phenomenon occurred  I wanna take a look back on the struggles of chubby men.

Let's take a quick gander at the famous big guys of yesterday and today. RIP to the overweight pioneers like Heavy D, Biggie, Chris Farley, Big Pun and Roseanne. They were beyond chubby but were able to put us on. Then we have chubby all stars and legends like Kevin James, Seth Rogen, Majin Buu, Patrick Starfish, Jack Black, Carmelo Anthony, the whole Detroit Tigers infield, Don Omar, Joey Fatone from Nsync and my personal favorite, George Costanza. All are great, but never propelled us to the forefront. We did have a shot tho. His name was ruben studdard. ruben fuckin studdard. His initials don’t deserve to be capitalized. We were on the threshold of greatness and he fuckin flopped. We had a big guy that can sing his ass off and he dropped the ball. What a fuckin waste. Give me a singing voice and watch what would happen, but I digress. I’m still looking for that breakout chubby star. I think Hollywood hates chubby people. We’re always typecasted as the hilarious best friend to the guy that gets the girl. Its demoralizing. That’s usually the case in real life but you gotta give us some hope. Growing up chubby is tough. These lil bitches don’t like chubby niggas. And its like that up until your latter teenage years. I know a few niggas gonna be like "FOH I was getting bitches." You may be right but I bet my life they were ugly as shit. That don't count. You can't be braggadocious about getting ugly chicks that was the same size as you. But if you weren't one of the 7 chubby niggas that was getting buns, you were automatically in the friendzone. Every bad chick got a chubby best friend. We were considered sweet and harmless. We listen to all your problems and don’t complain about it. A majority of chubby niggas don’t even mind! Some of us were just happy to be around. Every chubby nigga done got hit with the " You're gonna make a girl very happy one day " and " You're perfect boyfriend material ". NONE of these bitches wanted to be happy I guess. It wasn’t until I lost 50 pounds when you shallow hoes started to give me play. BTW teenage girls are sooooo shallow. All they care about is looks. Personality doesn’t even matter to them. Young chicks will stick with a nigga that looks good or dresses well and totally ignore the fact that they are being treated like shit.That’s why all you bitter hoes are burnt out and tired of men by 21. Young hoes don’t like beards either. My shit was full grown in High School and it gave me zero edge with the ladies. Now all ya love that shit and it infuriates me. Where were ya bitches when was I was struggling!?!?! Ok I’m done ranting. I’ve made up for my lack of action in HS so I’m not that mad lol. Now when I think of the chubby revolution, I wonder if it’s just a fad or are women smartening up? I think it’s the latter and I’ll tell you why.

There are a few things that I believe sparked the Chubby Revolution. Reason #1 is food. Hoes LOVE food. Nobody knows food better than us. Its a match made in heaven. We know ALL the food spots. I'm known in certain establishments, like Chipotle. I know some of ya panties is soaking right now cuz chicks LOVE Chipotle. I'm a regular at the Chipotle in Astor Place. I can get you extra chicken in that burrito bowl boo. Now you're mine forever. Reason #2 is skinny niggas. Thank you for continuously treating your girl like shit. Thank you for looking malnourished. Females are getting wiser. They want someone that resembles a man. They want someone thats gonna treat them good rather than a good LOOK. It also helps that most of us chubsters have great personalities. They also want comfort and hoes love to cuddle. Who better to cuddle with? My cuddle rating is at a respectable 94. They appreciate my dormant layers of relaxed "muscle". Reason #3 is girls are getting tired. They ain't with the games anymore. Chubby niggas don't play. None of us cheat. It's a fact. We can't afford to. Niggas been riding the bench for years and now we finally getting a chance to start. A lot of us done found the girl of our dreams. You think we fuckin this shit up? Only ruben studdard can. Like I said before, we are the safe option. These chicks done went out with a chubby nigga after a harsh breakup and done accidentally stumbled in the promised land. They ain't turning back. Chubby is the new black! Reason #4 is this myth that chubby niggas are master cunninlinguists. I'd like to think I am. I always eat it at an All Madden level. But I'm also Puerto Rican, so it's natural to me. I also have a nice thick bea...nvm this isn't about me. So yea chubby guys are stuck with that stereotype and that's never not a bad thing. What broad doesn't like some bomb ass head? The reason we're good is because most of us couldn't get past 3rd base. Niggas was gladly eating it for free and getting NOTHING in return (not me tho. I'm sticking wit the puerto rican story). I knew a few lucky chubby guys back in the day that were doing that and were perfectly happy. Shit I would have been too. BUT NOW WE TAKING DIPS IN THE POOL NIGGA! Those struggle days are over.
   This isn't a phase. Chubby guys are here to stay. But let me reiterate this one more time; if you're under 5'8 then this doesn't apply to you. You all look like Cartman from South Park. Girls don't like short niggas to begin with let alone a short chubby one. Don't shoot the messenger brah. Ladies, if you're tired of your man taking all your jeans, you already know what to do. We're waiting for you. Its Fall 2012, and if you not layed up wit a chubby nigga, YOU are the one losing. Hoe.


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God's Deadliest Sin: Women (Power = Women?)

GOD's Deadliest Sin: Women (POWER=WOMEN?)

QUEEN OF THE DAMNED (Aaliyah)

Before #FemaleTwitter hangs a dude & I happen to end up in flames or on a burning cross on YouTube or some shit, just hear a nigga out. It's not as bad as the title sounds. Let me stop, It actually is. Let's be honest, ya already fucked us from living an everlasting immortal life IN PARADISE. Btw, thank you Eve for fuckin it up for Adam & every nigga that's living now (can you imagine how that nigga Adam felt?) and all ya bitches too but that's a story for another day. I'm not high on religion but it seems like ya really started on a positive note. Why call women a sin? Women are like the apple in the story of Adam & Eve. One taste will fuck a niggas life up. What i'm really trying to say by the title is how dangerous & powerful ya really are. Ya hoes cant even begin to fathom how much ya REALLY got it. It might sound like I'm putting the pussy on a pedestal but believe me, I'll knock that shit back down. So don't feel too high and mighty about ya selves b. Stay well seated bitches. I'm pretty sure ya seen the movie "TROY" what does this have to do with anything? Well now lets checkout the concept of this movie. I'm not gonna even go all up into detail with the shit but 2 chicks in the movie cause everything to go to shit. One bitch started a war, while the other one kills the strongest man that was known to history during that time & in my knowledge the two bitches live after the movie was over. Yeah, yeah the shit is fiction now what's the point? POWER thats the one. For the fellas reading hear me out. If ya disagree with this one, then lets be real, I really dont give much of a fuck anyways. Idk what to tell ya because I sure as hell haven't heard of a war starting over some dick (pause) but damn sure know of some that have started over pussy. Now here are some realization for you women. Just look at the action movies of past and present. A lot of these movies have the classic storyline where: 1) Bitch gets kidnapped. 2) One Nigga going through some unimaginably life threatening struggle to save a chick 3) bitch manipulates a man, and the dude has been betrayed by that women after trying to save her just to get setup). I begin to wonder besides how awesome these movies are why does a nigga gotta save a bitch for? (we stay saving these hoes brah.) Ain't no damn movie about a bitch saving some dick. Especially not like that and if so please name 5 from the top of ya dome. No? Cool I shall continue. Then ya have shit like Twilight & TrueBlood which most of the women population LOVE. Is it because of the love story? Or is it because its showing how powerful one chick has control over all these niggas emotions? Is it hitting home a bit now? How about Video games? Now ya girls probably don't know much about videos games or maybe ya do. But if you do. Ever played Zelda? Super Mario Brothers? Double Dragon? A little something like the movies I was talking about right. These are the perfect stories of how important ya women actually are. Why are ya even worth saving that much as depicted in all these kinds of movies/video games? Ya women have mythical power of the PUSSY. How much? An outrageous amount of power. It's goddamn near unbelievable. Do you have power on us fellas?...FUCK YES! And any nigga trying to deny it or tells you other wise is straight lying (Any straight man at least). Ever wonder why a guy dresses up at an exceptional level at times to go out to a party? Or wants an intense looking whip in there arsenal? Sure it can be for personal reasons, but c'mon we ain't really fooling no one. Male readers here me out. How many times have ya gotten fly or got a haircut  look at the mirror and said "damn I'm looking fly! Bitches gonna fall for the kid tonight ", or there's times me and my niggas spoke about getting a whip and said "if I had the whip I'll have all the bitches on my dick!!". Common lines like this with your boys justs show how powerful ya really are; "Yoo she got friends? Put me on tho" (my personal favorite line btw) and "YO WHERE THE BITCHES AT". But for you faggots who say, "we dont care about these bitches", have you ever got hit up by your boys to just chill? And you say nah knowing Damn well you ain't doing shit or got shit to do. Now add bitches to that; "Yo bro come through. There's MAD bitches coming to chill". Bet money your thirsty ass gonna cartwheel right into your finest garments. " #ButWeDontCareAboutTheseBitchesTho " FOH nigga. How about when bitches are having girls night out & they only dancing only with one another. 1. Ladies that's just plain fucked up 2. Can ya niggas imagine going to a party where bitches arent willing to dance & all of them just have GIRLS NIGHT OUT? Or not associate with a nigga? If this scenario happens a nigga gonna stand there a little upset like why do these hoes even come if they not here to dance with other niggas. But you feeling some type of way over a chick  you don't event know. No power? Well then just leave the party/club and go to another one. But for what reason? To see where the shorties at!! That power is again driven by "women" but for my niggas pumping they chest; "Nah girls have no power over me!". Just look at simple shit like guys trying to bag a woman. Let's analyze this real quick. A woman can go to any setting, and when I mean woman I mean a decent looking chick, will be approached by X amount of guys and niggas will try to bag. Dudes won't stop trying to talk to her if you do. Oh girls talk to you too? huh. They talk to me also, but let's not act like the ratio isn't different or is nearly as close. It's our 3 to their 20. How much competition is that still no power? I mean there are more women then us in this planet but that ratio of bagginomatry/intentionalTalking 101 isn't even close. But if a regular dude is chilling in such setting & even if she thinks you look good, it doesn't mean she's gonna take the initiative to do so. You know you gotta try to bag that before another nigga does? (no nigga likes the feeling of not bagging a girl he could have bagged especially to a nigga that he fells doesn't compare to you or you feel is lesser then you). All you hoes gotta do is sit and look pretty. I had a decent talk with a female friend of mine and she confirmed 100% of this (she who shall not be named). Now us niggas don't have powers that women have & that's the little powers they have against us. As guys, we can't go up to several chicks and bag em all that's not gonna happen. Matter of fact, we can't even successfully expect to walk out of a party/club and guarantee that we can get laid after. BUT if a chick wants she can give her digits to whatever man she wants & if she likes, walk out with any dude and get laid 9 times out of 10. Now look at niggas cheating ratio. Why we do cheat on a higher ratio? Sometimes the bitch isn't even bad when a niggas does it. Ever wonder why some of your girlfriends don't want you hanging out with any of their friends? Not just because she's just a hoe BUT that HOE has the power/ability to make you cheat. How does that make sense power of the pussy my brothers or w.e you wanna call it. It has that power like it or not.  Now because I've felt like I bashed my brothers! Time to pick them up from the grave. Ready bitches? MY BROTHAS even tho these hoes are unaware of these powers, us niggas aren't really effected by the fact that they do have some. But once a nigga gets with a chick we fuck y'all up mentally & I mean bad. To the point where ya don't bounce back right. Us mother fuckers bounce back pretty good & even tho ya collectively have such a power it doesn't mean shit knowing that we can crumble ya emotional ass. Most of ya weak and it's the truth. You can have all the power you want  but if you have somebody weak behind the driver seat then that power really don't mean shit. And ya know how we feel about ya women drivers. So it is easy for us guys to break that power an put ya through emotional shambles boo :) #THERANTGAWD 

The Birth Of The Rant Gawd....

THE STORY OF THE RANT GAWD

My name is Miguel. I go by Migz, Migz Da Gawd (anything with gawd to be honest) and most importantly The Rant Gawd. First the "RANT". Yes, the rant. For the most part some of y'all already know the gawd by the way I tweet and go on my emotional rants. But if ya don't know me through my tweets then get ready to be reading some angry shit. I'm Like a combination of #ForeverAlone & #WhoHurtYou; if this was a movie then this would feature an allstar cast of emotions. I'm like the Leonardo DiCaprio of rants. If ranting was a sport I'd be a first ballot Hall of Famer. Many times I get on twitter and an emotional nigga like thyself, tends to just blackout on certain topics. At times 140 characters just doesn't cut it for a nigga, so why not just write lenghty RANTS on someshit like this? So I decided to start a blog. My rants vary tho, from whatever topic that pops into my head; from crazy drunk nights to fucked up experiences and the main feature will always be youuuu Bitchesss (Women) . Now The "Gawd"....  You know that's pretty self explanatory. But for the ones who don't. Just let the GAWD Explain & shit. Like the Greek mythology and their gods,  like Poseidon "god of water", Zeus "god of lightning" or  like that sexy ass gawdess Aphrodite "goddess of beauty" but yeah...so ya should start getting the picture by now & if ya don't then...*hands brown paper bag, with a gun inside*  . What I'm doing Is really opening the doors for an outrageous amount of slander. It's going to be like open season for a nigga, especially with ya broads. BUT! Mother fuckers don't get gassed. I'm a be talking about what A LOT of niggas are afraid to say and speak openly about it, soI'm gonna say you're welcome before hand. Obviously there will be a few things ya gonna relate to and disagree with but more then anything ,besides the slander that will be received, I'm just content that y'all took the time to read the shit. I'm expecting to hear some negative and positive feed back. I'm a rookie in this game, so a dude is gonna need all the constructive criticism & feedback! Doesn't mean i'm a take em and shit but you know can't be bad to hear it out. Welcome to my brief Introduction & don't be scared to comment or email a nigga some topics that need to be touched on. I promise you'll be entertained

 #TheRANTGAWD 

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