Tuesday, October 28, 2014

TheSideChick: The Real Dumbass

THE SIDE CHICK: 




Ya bitches better brace yaselves cause cuffing season is right around the corner, seeing as its getting fucking cold and shit, all that warm weather shit finished two days ago. But I'm not here to give you bitches a weather forecast, so with that being said… These bitches is looking to secure a spot in a nigga’s roster and get ya self a man for the season. You know, cause that's how ya operate and shit, cuff by weather, not by chemistry. Let’s ignore that and focus strictly on ‘cuddle weather’ and ‘Netflix is life’ kind of people. This has absolutely nothing to do with The Side Chicks, who do not know that they are side pieces (poor souls); ya get a pass just for today. I mean, ya about to feel the pain of 1,000 piercing knives going through ya chest. Ya gonna see some top 5 feels on my TL and it’s gonna be cold, sheeet, you sick ma. That’s whenever you find out, so until then, enjoy and good luck with them feelz. The cure for that is yet to be found. This is for the ones who know they The Side Chick and accept this role gladly, cause ya the real dumbasses. I don't watch scandal and shit but ya really think ya holding it down like some of these memes of Olivia Pope (again I don’t know who she is or what she stands for, all I know she's like Queen Side Bitch to some of ya, idolizing her like that shit is dope.)

When bitches say "Niggas ain't shit" but these hoes out here helping out
1. Ya Your Own Worse Enemy  
Everytime there’s a discussion about relationships or the involvement of the opposite sex, there's always a war of Niggas vs. Bitches. I see this a lot when people are tweeting some biblical shit about each other. Classic example: You'll peep a cornball respond with "Niggas/bitches too…," with ya hurt asses. However, for this topic, ‘The Side Chick,’ this is clearly a battle between Bitches vs. Bitches. Yes, niggas are to blame in the sense that they’re falling victim for another chick and cheating, BUT if a girl is willingly doing it on purpose, and knows the guy has a girl, she is no worse than the nigga committing the crime. I see it like this: a Side Chick without a shadow of a doubt can find herself another man, but on the other hand, sometimes the only way a Side Nigga can bag is by fucking another niggas queen (AKA long distance relationships). In essence, we just don't have an abundance of glorified, consistent opportunities like ya do, Technically, it’s not that hard for these hoes; ya can scoop a nigga up like it’s a routine ground ball. So what does that mean? This bitch can literally deal with any man she wants, but she out here fucking YOUR man ever so faithfully. On a serious note, for those GFs who think they man is top of line, have a grand seat sweetheart, ya man isn't something out of this world or that serious. He probably has some features, but what man doesn't? Sorry for those who don't, step ya features up. Take a hint: that's about it, besides for those few things, he ain't that special. It's not the sex, that’s for sure, because then there would be so many more Side Bitches. So, what is it that she wants, exactly? Unless he some celebrity nigga, or she has a personal grudge on you, I don't see the reason. In the grand scheme of things, if men are technically the proclaimed ENEMY, then a side bitch’s favorite quote gotta be "an enemy of my enemy is a friend of mine!" Here’s a topic for those "#NiggasAintShit" types.




2. YOU NOT HIS GURLLLLLLL
This has to be the funniest part (granted the unlucky queen is unfortunately cheated on is the not so funny part). She’s not aware of this, so you might as well add another tally for the #NiggasAin'tShit team. Once she find out though, everything is LIT-- shawty gonna catch full blown feels, that’s the equivalent of Aids in emotional terms. BUT, unlike her, she's not a dumb bitch like the side one is. If she sees some shaky shit happening or found out she’ll be kicking niggas’ ass to the curve and have niggas singing Trey's smartphone. There's a reason why she's valuable. Shit, ya saw how quick this nigga Trey jump out that scene with them 3 foreigns? (I would have never left, FOH). Usher in “Confessions”? Oh, you dumb side hoes must not know. Niggas is afraid to lose her, #TheOne, who really matters. You see, you Side Chicks think ya actually valuable when ya aren't in the slightest. Baby girl, you just argument free pussy, which is a much better option than jerking off. The Side Chick can cook, clean, suck his dick for 24 hours, do his homework, pay for lunch, drive him to the moon and back, and in general, just go above and beyond for him. You can be neck-neck with his GF in terms of availability and affection. (At last, the funny Part) He doesn't have to be grateful for it or say thank you, even if you feel like you ‘deserve’ it. I mean, you do, right, since you put all that useless effort into making him happy? Newsflash: NOPE! He doesn't have to do a damn thing for you. You can ask the dude "pass me water, I’m dying" in hopes that he does, because let’s face it, it’s just inhumane not to. I mean, if you ever stuck in that predicament pussy gotta count for something, right? But, on a lighter note, you must understand that he doesn't have to! Why? Cause you let him fuck? NO! BITCH YOU NOTTTTTTT HIS GIRLLLLL! You really can't tell or ask him ANYTHING. Matter fact, I'm fronting, the least he would do for you is open the door so you can escort yourself to the nearest bus or train station.

but niggassss ain't shit thoooo
3. Benefits
Now you might think you winning because you not dealing with anything but getting dicked down, probably mediocre sex tbh. I mean let’s be clear about this, you gotta have a clear eye view that what you’re doing is in some way idiotic at a monumental level, especially if you a faithful side-chick (let that sink) you out here not only gladly accepting his shorty’s bodily fluids knowingly (Nasty AF TBH), but also being faithful? Hoe, you got shit backwards. Not only are you holding it down P.O.P style, but you can’t even explore your own options to actually build and find a real relationship. This deal sounds a little one sided but again, ya not the brightest chicks out there. I mean you’re not going out on dates, not being claimed, you’re receiving no gifts (dick don't count!), can't fuck other niggas, and anything publicly related is pretty much voided on ya contract, as well. So what are the benefits that are keeping you so tied down, so faithful? Besides the fact that ya ignorant or being a real dumbass? Let me tell you! Absolutely nothing! I mean,you can wait on him and shit to be his new girlfriend! I mean, that could be a solution. Think about it, it’s only logical since you waited for this catch for so, so long and now, finally, he's single. He's FINALLY all yours, but wait—there’s even more! :) Ya gotta realize how you got there the in the very first place… I mean, you gotta trust him right, or can you? Benefit package is piling up, ya feel me? Hey, you know what’s real great about this all-exclusive benefit package? That when he does reach that single status, you think home boy gonna wanna jump into a relationship? I mean, why would he though? When you can just be his side chick forever? AHH that has one hell of a ring to it, though, just think: "life time member of the sidekick association." Shit! What self respecting woman can resist such an enticing offer? I mean, he can cuff you and all that, but karma gonna come through like "HANNN ERRRTHANG LIT.” Then you really think he gonna be faithful? To you, of all people? I’m gonna let my mans take it from here. He got all the answers.

4. Can't even play the game right 
So you wanna be a side chick, if you gonna be a hoe. If that’s the case, then please exercise your hoeness to the best of ya ability; don't half ass ya hoeness! Be good at your craft bitch. The main reason why ya part of this ‘scandal’ is to enjoy yourself, anyways (I know bitches got hype when they read "Scandal.") So you wanna be a Side Chick, even thought I bashed you guys heavily. Some of you hoes are the reason certain relationships are still functioning, oddly enough. Only problem is side bitches eventually catch them feelz; statistics show that it’s a 89% chance of happening. You see that’s where The Side Niggas have the advantage. So, if you gonna play this position, the least you can do is play it right, Thotiana! Let me tell you what you can't do: CATCH FEELINGS! Look, for some reason, ya bitches are always breaking a "good man’s" relationship (lmao). But no, seriously, if you gonna hold this position don't leave any trails, my nigga, have some integrity b. That includes: no emojis sent to his phone, no comments on I.G, don’t ask for water (I touched upon why not to ask for water), no subs on twitter, and, perhaps most importantly, if his girl friend calls, ya better pretend that you Pizza Hut or some shit! Matter of fact, the only job you have to do is fuck that nigga and be on your way. If you hold a conversation or even say hi, you gotta consider this one serious question: Am I doing too much? Chances are—yes, you are, way too much, in fact. This is how you hoes avoid catching these feelings and don’t lose whatever foresight you got left. After you done asking that question just remember why you’re there in the first place: PLEASURE. If you gonna join this experience ma, you might as well just get ya rocks on and keep it moving. Don't be fucking shit up, don't be bitter, and just hold it down. Trust me, ya mama and the nigga you serving will appreciate you… cause you smart (not really) AND loyal (he will appreciate ya pussy for not snitching, ma nigga might eat ya box or someshit as a bonus). If you feel like you catching feelings take a few steps back, focus and send those feelings to another nigga whos available-- don't be bothering the nigga who's wifed up.

I'm Doing Me THO


Now this phrase right here had to be made by The Side Bitches Association (TSBA). I understand niggas ain't shit, of course, but ya have nobody but yaselves to blame for this shit. Ya be having a bunch of "friends" and they allowing you to play this role and not telling you a word, keeping a blind eye instead of telling you "look bitch, what you doing is wrong and YOU STUPID.” Now it’s up to people like me to do their job. Would I allow my bros to cuff a top of the line smut? You crazy, my nigga. I might as well be homie’s enemy, how fucking grimey is that shit? These hoes need guidance. For the most part, I can spare a little time to guide ya, cause ya in desperate need of it, cause obviously ya don't have pussy control or sense at that. I've done a grave injustice for "man" so ya single bitter bitches better appreciate this shit. You "girlfriends" who are in relationship can quick pay me or put me on with one ya bad friends (whos not a HOE or sidebitch) i saved a lot of relationships 
That’s the #LeastYaCanDo, the dudes who cuffing and reading this…? Welp, too bad nigga, suck a dick along side the side bitch. All my niggas who are single about to flourish with all this enlightenment i just put out here. 




Sunday, March 16, 2014

As Told By A Wingman



The 2nd most valuable man on ya team, besides ya barber 


Now this title belongs to those men who are put in the highest of standards. Not all men can be a wingman. You have to have the gift of gab, that divine level of greatness. If there’s an award that truly should belong to me besides the slander-filled and mislabeling of "Thot of the year" or the recent misconstrued blog (6th man of the year.)  The one real award that I must truly come up to the podium for is  "Wingman of the year." Now I personally love (loved) being a wingman. I truly did love that shit, there isn't a greater feeling than knowing that you can orchestrated some flawless shit for your boys or a friend. You’ll have niggas in awe at some of the masterpiece hook ups. Sheeeeiiiitttt *Clay Davis voice*, I hooked my little brother with his current gf 3 years ago. success or nah? I dare ya to say "NAH" FOH. It’s in my DNA my nigga. Ya remember the same way they created MewTwo in that lab? the same exact measures where taking when creating me. But this shit runs in my blood. As every one knows, no man is created equal, and the creation of a very good wingman should never be overlooked or undervalued. Front line niggas in a chess game, but our value is as high as the kings piece fam. 

The Burden?
Yes, Wingman Inc. Its a career choice

Yes, a wingman’s burden. Contrary to popular belief, there are many burdens with this line of work. I don't mean the stereotypical shit though. Like for instance helping entertain the ugly chick or the cock-blocking friend. That's rookie level shit, I can do that taking a 20min nap. I’m talking about the real shit, the behind the scene shit. All that other shit people put a blind eye too, i got a 401k plan for this shit, so best believe i'm spoon feeding ya some golden shit... "haha, golden. get it?". 

  • Environment: Always gotta make sure the situation doesn't get hostile, especially your boys.. Niggas be the first one to say some outlandish shit or get out of character. Ask me if I’m lying, but how many times have you been with ya niggas and one of them say some dumb shit in front of a group of bitches? Something along the lines of "Which one of these joints fucking?" or "fuck these bitchesss! they don't wanna suck dick"  NIGGA! who in their right mind...*sigh*, but  now i gotta find a way to put everyone at ease, do you know how difficult it is to put bitches at ease after they hear some shit like that? Ya ever seen the movie 300?. So I gotta set the right environment from the get and YES give niggas warnings ahead of time, basically letting you know in one shot, that you are not allowed to exercise you're right of freedom of speech (you can't be saying and doing what you want to do b.) A lot of time shit doesn't workout because niggas just don't know how to be cool or plain act civil. Niggas have buried they own grave and missed out on epic nights for not keeping they trap shut!



  •  Expectations: that your own friends or "team" places on a nigga. My job is to get you as CLOSE as possible to MY goals, you ungrateful SOB! The keyword is "close" and "my goals". I do NOT guarantee, I dnot ensure; there’s no 100% certainty that you will be fucking. I’m a regular ass dude. I'm not a Romeo Santos or Drake b. I can't guarantee you a wave of groupies with just a glimpse or have the funds to set you up with pornstars and prostitutes like they can. My normal ass can get you as close as possible, with the limited resources that I have, which is literally nothing but my field experience. Niggas be wanting me not only to introduce them, but also engage them in conversation, dance forem, then bag a girl’s number FOR THEM, and then help THEM put the condom on while they go on and fuck. It just doesn't make sense to me. If I'm tossing you the oop (the bitch) I cant dunk it (bag and/or fuck) for you. Sometimes you throw the oop they either drop the pass, completely whiff on the dunk, or the pass just goes completely over their head. If the last case happens often, ya mans just gonna have to buy some pussy himself, cause i ain't coughing up the bread.

this is a real convo, catch my drift or nah? (sorry bro lol)

  • My Goals: When I say "my goals" I’m basically gonna try everything in my power to eitherA. Introduce you to a lovely lady or friends in a social settingB. Surround you with women that niggas never are around or are exposed toC. If I know her I’ll put in the good word and lastly; D. Meet girls only for the sole purpose that they have more friends for my friends (levels). With those lengths already met, it is then up to you as an individual to take it from there. It’s not my fault if she curves you. Step ya weak ass game up nigga. Develop an approach or go buy ya self a personality i hear there extra cheap in walmart around this time of the year. Instead ya coming to me like "Yo bro, she dubbed me... why Introduced me to a girl thats not into me.” No nigga, I introduced you to a girl... the following steps you took from there ON got you curved; I already put you in position, thats more than enough. Again, not putting that condom on for you, b.


  • Reciprocation: As a wingman the reciprocation just isn't there. It’s non-existent. I've noticed that the focus to FIND me a woman is never an option. It’s not in the play book. the team doesn't call any offense plays for me. Deadass not a single damn play blood?! I'm outchea Chris Paul'n for these ungrateful niggas but when its my time i get treated like Raymond Felton. Yet, my main goal is to get you involved nigga?! Like where's my "Hey bro, I got you with someone" or "guess what? its your LUCKY day all about you big guy" I'm being completely unselfish tryna hook you heathens up and ya never have the decency to hook up ya most valuable asset, the heart of the team!. I honestly don't need help but its the thought that counts. Now as a wingman, I know how good I am and for the most part I know how horrible some of my boys are as wingmen. It isn't fair for me to hold them to the same standard as myself when it comes to this shit. They can barely bag something for themselves but still, throw a nigga a bone, pause.




  • The Team: The team is just my niggas or my bros. The saddest part is I have to work with what these niggas got to offer. If you’re ugly, short, shy, can't dance or are anti-social it's gonna be a difficult task Having to talk ya niggas up like if ya some angels, telling bitches stories of how you rescued a baby from a burning building. Haven't met a greater "friend" (these nuts) in my life. Trying to describe to bitches that my friend is up for a Nobel prize while balancing a 7.0 gpa at Harvard and Yale, while volunteering in an animal shelter and is ready to get drafted to the big leagues. While the bitch glances at dude, looks at me, with a stone cold face says "Nah he ain't my type." basically saying not in his life time, mine, or hers Im a wingman not a fucking miracle worker, leave that shit to jesus. 


  • Sacrifices: No one truly knows the sacrifices a wingman has to make. Sacrifices so severe only a man's man can truly go through with it. There are times where you're literally tanking your night so your boys can flourish. No one cares tho. People don't realize how damaging talking to the lesser looking friend can be. You can come off as a pig and/or someone of low standards in the eyes of other females. If the girl you happen to draw is big there should be some type of consolation prize at the end. Whoever you're taking the hit for should supply you with a fuckin hefty meal or and 8th worth of bud, SOMETHING. Dubbin with big girls is not fun. Btw you CANNOT dance with big girls for more than 2 songs. Dance with her for a 3rd song and she'll think you guys are dating so watch out. And if you happen to be with a friend that usually don't get bitches, give him the ugly bitch, fuck it. No time for his born again virgin ass to be picky 


Conclusion & Shit
My contract doesn't allow me to go past A


Now don't get me wrong, theres been a vast amount of times where I have set niggas up for the ultimate level of success. Can't really claim yourself as a top tier wingman if you haven't assisted your boy into fucking, you just can't (bragging rights.) Now you Neanderthal ass niggas gotta stop being so damn delusional thinking ya gonna fuck every time ya step out. Think about it, truly think about that shit-- how many times have you stepped out, partied/turned up/got together to not only get curved but also not fuck? PLENTY OF FUCKING TIMES! Happens all the time, if you add up all times you've gone out and not fucked, in-comparison to the times you have gone out and succeeded, probably looking around a batting average of .002. Going up to the plate with endless strikeouts. Think about it like the lottery with a a little higher success rate! Also, little do you fuckers know that traditional wingmen gotta take the hit and either befriend a chick or entertain the ring leader of the group AKA the hideous-looking one that the pretty chicks feel bad to not follow and god forbid not allow her voice her opinion because of her self-esteem issues AKA the fat bitch.. But digress.. whatever the hell that means. So when I introduce you and you get at least a # or embraced by a womannigga be grateful, you could have been easily jerking off playing some 2k. Side note, i hit some big words like reciprocation, expectations, and digress.. ya niggas gotta feel some type of enlightenment with those big words being thrown in there. this is a big step for me. 


for the rookies, who are looking to get schooled... ya shit out of luck. Shit really isn't for everyone


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Wednesday, January 8, 2014

The Side Nigga: Coming Off The Bench


The Side Nigga: Coming Off The Bench
"Niggas out here trying to be 2014 Side Nigga Of The Year"
By definition, we are basically the male version of a mistress. Too many fellas have this dream of being the MAIN nigga, the "franchise player.” Mannnn listen, get the FOH with that bullshit! By now, you know how I do… always breaking shit down. It's easy for ya niggas who don't see the benefits of being T-S-N. I’m even gonna do this shit as a sports reference so chicks won't crack the code. You know, chicks don't know about sports and shit (don't take it that serious hoes, if you can take a dick and give birth you can take a blog). But it's time to school ya niggas in the game of side niggadom so you can see the benefits and know how to be the ideal Side Nigga. I mean this applies to whatever nigga trying to go for that role, if not continue being the main, niggas out here trying to get trophies (no Aubrey Graham)

What’s Your Role?
"You don't got to start to get yours, The league watching"
Soo0o you want to be a side a nigga? Look at the current girl you smashing as the franchise or the coach! You not the GM or the franchise player. So what's your role? What do you play in this grand scheme of infidelity? Look at yourself as the 6th man-- not a bum ass 6th man tho, but a top 6th man in the league. I mean you are smashing another nigga’s bitch. For the most part, you can't be some whack nigga, right? Give yourself some credit shit, something like, Allah "James Harden in OKC." Pride yourself on what you do; don’t be like JR Smith my nigga. No one likes a JR Smith, always doing shit he’s not supposed to be doing, smfh he's supposed to be my nigga and he dead making this season miserable for me to watch, just the knicks in-general, leaving that for another blog tho.. cause shit #iEvenHateJRNow. The franchise player is the main nigga, boyfriend, poor individual, or whatever you wanna call it. Shit, you might as well call him Kevin Durant whenever you see him or dap him (I wouldn't advise that though, to be honest.) Everyone wants to be a starter in the league, but take a step back and relax first. You may not have the intangibles to be a starter (like me) and that's ok. Just be comfortable and embrace your position. You don't have to start; you’re gonna get yours regardless, When he out here cuffing in a disgusting manner, you on the other hand are prospering between his shorty legs and other bitches legs also. You by far aren't even close to being the MVBF (Most Valuable Boy Friend) of the year, lets face it you already doing some low key scumbag shit, so you already excluded from that noise. BUT you still on the hunt for that 6th Man Of The Year award dawg, ain't nothing better knowing you don't have to deal with the usual women-drama, or knowing you ain't cuffing a smut or kissing up on a shorty while she already gobbled another mans seeds, after back to back rounds. You might not make the All-Star team and who cares! You still gonna get recognized like a GAWD. When you’re fucking another mans bitch you ain't gotta do shit but keep playing the game till you get traded or she decides to curve ya ass for obvious reasons. Or you decide to step it up, AND for some odd reason you wanna become the main Nigga ya self, with another Franchise of course, never with them same franchise bro, neverrr. At least now you have some experience and know the symptoms, if you are truly your queens Franchise player and not dealing with another man 6th maning your yoint.


How to Play Your position 
"No player knows how to play they role more then a nigga from the SPURS"
First and foremost, nigga you are the TSN. Lets say it together TSN, TSN, TSN and last but not LEAST The Side Niggaaaaa!! Not in any circumstance, should you ever be caught catching feelings/emotions! Shorty can be a top 10 model and you still may not, my nigga; it’s prohibited. Remember, you’re not Carmelo Anthony, you’re not Lebron, you’re not Durant, bruh. It is forbiddennn! No catching main nigga emotions—your job is not to comfort, rationalize, date, romance, hold hands, cuddle, or LOVE, to be general. You leave the hard shit for the franchise player, my nigga. You sit your ass on the bench like any 6th man would do. You grab yourself a nice pillow, throw on the swaggy warm up, some popcorn and you burn a hole on that bench until the coach calls your ass in. The franchise player gets paid the big bucks for a reason-- let him deal with that shit. In this case being called in is a short term to dick down the shorty whenever she gives you a ring or text. If you’re doing anything else but fucking her then you failed as a 6th man and are already doing far too much, on top that you plummeting and losing your stock. For example, when the team loses or something is going on within the franchise. The franchise player or Coach has to deal with the bullshit. The heat goes down on the franchise player, which you, again, are not. When shorty is going through some crazy shit, you are not dealing with that shit or shouldn't be looking to give a helping hand! Leave that shit to the niggas in the friendzone. Remembering birthdays, Christmas, New Years, Thanksgiving, or Valentines day. you come in the picture its an automatic NAH! Meeting the parents? NAH! Tragedies like death? NAHHH!!! Arguments? Tally that as a DOUBLE NAH! My nigga let Carmelo deal with that shit. Like any good 6th man, you get in, you get your minutes (rounds of pounding it,) do as you are asked or told and go back to the bench like you’re supposed to, until you are subbed back in. With all this said, you still are getting recognized by the league. Let’s make the league (other hoes) bitches still on yo dick because you’re technically still a free man, and thus far you are having a breakout season/keeping your practice on by smashing this joint and now all these other franchises want ya ass, and are shocked because your pipe game still strong cause you always logging in some outstanding minutes from time to time. Plus you have so much playing time to get on some yeeks surprising franchises with ya game, you might even opt out of a contract cause shit is going so damn good with your success. But you can't let your coach know you playing for other teams tho dawg. You don't wanna fuck around and get your minutes cut and end up on the Brian Scalebrine part of the bench.

Anything Can Happen

"The League unpredictable blood" 
What I’m i trying to say with this exactly? Read it one more time: Anything can happen! If by any chance the franchise wants to dump you, it’s quiet. My nigga you just been released, traded or shorty don't wanna give you that extention. Here you just tilt your cap, i mean in reality you really can't compete the franchise player or should you ever try to compete, cause short is a smizzy, i mean just look at the names i'm using to compare you and the other nigga, feel me bloooOd? you taking a loss that isn't actually a loss. Can't blame the hoes if they feel bad and wanna be faithful again; there’s nothing you can do about it. As a 6th man you gotta keep your head up though and respect it, fam. Don't be a bird and expose the girl who blessed you with some yeeks and pull some petty shit like that! If the nigga hit you up, don't be lame and send that nigga a nude of his girl that he prolly don't even have. Don't confront the franchise player like that, and don’t confess that you’ve been hitting his queen like there was no tomorrow, blazing that pussy to some ratchet shit to some R&B. It’s bad enough you’re fucking his girl and slapping her face with your dick—you don't have to go on and insult the man, too. With those actions not only did you fuck up the chance of smashing it again (yes, who knows, she might change her mind and bring you back for a few 10 day contracts) but if you decide to be a bitch and expose things you’re probably gonna get the side eye from all her assistant coaches about your poor play. You all know how rumors get around in the league. Lastly, how many times can I say it? Anything can happen. Worst-case scenario is you catch feelings like a little bitch and fuck yourself over, falling for a girl who already has a man. Don't be in a soap opera my nigga, this is basketball b, NOT TWILIGHT, fuck you falling for a girl who’s already cheating, fam? What are your thoughts exactly? She’s gonna change for who? You? She’s already showing you that she isn't worth it. If you have the audacity to catch feelings you better go back on the bench and put that towel over your head. Disgrace to the 6th man race if you do such a thing, cause seriously… if she’s not faithful to her man, she’s gonna be faithful to you now, brah? Lmao… NAHHHHH. Just saying if you doing any of the sort you basically falling in the JR realm, and we already know how dumb this nigga can be. Nigga always getting fined, don't get fined b


An End Note

"Bulls.. Knicks.. Hawks.. Warriors.. Blazers.. Clippers, STILL FLOURISHING"

Just look at Jamal Crawford, the perfect example of what a 6th man should be or someone you should strive for. A journey man,  going franchise to franchise. Now picture yourself as a nigga who smashes whenever he gets traded or moves on, pounding other niggas queens consistently, you always have a clean slate wherever you are traded, no rumors, Everyone loves you, how can you not like Jamal? Low key he dumb real, it will be a honor to be called Jamal tbh. you not committed to no one, and neither has he in his career. This is a real prideful 6th man, no long term deals, scored 50points on niggas, in your term thats like a shorty wanting to leave her man for you. but you ain't having that, shit i hope you wouldn't have it in mind, I know JC doesn't. But to wrap it up, Deadass—I was gonna take a break or even dead this shit, but since I came back I saw that a few people actually was reading my blog and liked it… go figure. It gave me much needed inspiration—I’ve got people supporting me and I’m being weak. Nah blooooOD, I got people actually giving a fuck… I can't be that pussy! So here you have it—the first blog of the New Year. I wanna thank ya, for snapping me out of it . So, Yes the side nigga! there isn't a better position to play in this world than the position of the Side Negro. While many men can flourish in this position… only few can master. Some will catch feelings and others will falter and become main niggas. . THANK YA!.. oh yeah..



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(Side note, sorry most of you ladies ain't understand a word i said on this blog, shit must have been like reading another language. You know since ya don't know about sports an shit. #MakeASandwich2014)