The Side Nigga: Coming Off The Bench

The Side Nigga: Coming Off The Bench

"Niggas out here trying to be 2014 Side Nigga Of The Year"

By definition, we are basically the male version of a mistress. Too many fellas have this dream of being the MAIN nigga, the "franchise player.” Mannnn listen, get the FOH with that bullshit! By now, you know how I do… always breaking shit down. It's easy for ya niggas who don't see the benefits of being T-S-N. I’m even gonna do this shit as a sports reference so chicks won't crack the code. You know, chicks don't know about sports and shit (don't take it that serious hoes, if you can take a dick and give birth you can take a blog). But it's time to school ya niggas in the game of side niggadom so you can see the benefits and know how to be the ideal Side Nigga. I mean this applies to whatever nigga trying to go for that role, if not continue being the main, niggas out here trying to get trophies (no Aubrey Graham)

What’s Your Role?

"You don't got to start to get yours, The league watching"

Soo0o you want to be a side a nigga? Look at the current girl you smashing as the franchise or the coach! You not the GM or the franchise player. So what's your role? What do you play in this grand scheme of infidelity? Look at yourself as the 6th man-- not a bum ass 6th man tho, but a top 6th man in the league. I mean you are smashing another nigga’s bitch. For the most part, you can't be some whack nigga, right? Give yourself some credit shit, something like, Allah "James Harden in OKC." Pride yourself on what you do; don’t be like JR Smith my nigga. No one likes a JR Smith, always doing shit he’s not supposed to be doing, smfh he's supposed to be my nigga and he dead making this season miserable for me to watch, just the knicks in-general, leaving that for another blog tho.. cause shit #iEvenHateJRNow. The franchise player is the main nigga, boyfriend, poor individual, or whatever you wanna call it. Shit, you might as well call him Kevin Durant whenever you see him or dap him (I wouldn't advise that though, to be honest.) Everyone wants to be a starter in the league, but take a step back and relax first. You may not have the intangibles to be a starter (like me) and that's ok. Just be comfortable and embrace your position. You don't have to start; you’re gonna get yours regardless, When he out here cuffing in a disgusting manner, you on the other hand are prospering between his shorty legs and other bitches legs also. You by far aren't even close to being the MVBF (Most Valuable Boy Friend) of the year, lets face it you already doing some low key scumbag shit, so you already excluded from that noise. BUT you still on the hunt for that 6th Man Of The Year award dawg, ain't nothing better knowing you don't have to deal with the usual women-drama, or knowing you ain't cuffing a smut or kissing up on a shorty while she already gobbled another mans seeds, after back to back rounds. You might not make the All-Star team and who cares! You still gonna get recognized like a GAWD. When you’re fucking another mans bitch you ain't gotta do shit but keep playing the game till you get traded or she decides to curve ya ass for obvious reasons. Or you decide to step it up, AND for some odd reason you wanna become the main Nigga ya self, with another Franchise of course, never with them same franchise bro, neverrr. At least now you have some experience and know the symptoms, if you are truly your queens Franchise player and not dealing with another man 6th maning your yoint.

How to Play Your position 

"No player knows how to play they role more then a nigga from the SPURS"

First and foremost, nigga you are the TSN. Lets say it together TSN, TSN, TSN and last but not LEAST The Side Niggaaaaa!! Not in any circumstance, should you ever be caught catching feelings/emotions! Shorty can be a top 10 model and you still may not, my nigga; it’s prohibited. Remember, you’re not Carmelo Anthony, you’re not Lebron, you’re not Durant, bruh. It is forbiddennn! No catching main nigga emotions—your job is not to comfort, rationalize, date, romance, hold hands, cuddle, or LOVE, to be general. You leave the hard shit for the franchise player, my nigga. You sit your ass on the bench like any 6th man would do. You grab yourself a nice pillow, throw on the swaggy warm up, some popcorn and you burn a hole on that bench until the coach calls your ass in. The franchise player gets paid the big bucks for a reason-- let him deal with that shit. In this case being called in is a short term to dick down the shorty whenever she gives you a ring or text. If you’re doing anything else but fucking her then you failed as a 6th man and are already doing far too much, on top that you plummeting and losing your stock. For example, when the team loses or something is going on within the franchise. The franchise player or Coach has to deal with the bullshit. The heat goes down on the franchise player, which you, again, are not. When shorty is going through some crazy shit, you are not dealing with that shit or shouldn't be looking to give a helping hand! Leave that shit to the niggas in the friendzone. Remembering birthdays, Christmas, New Years, Thanksgiving, or Valentines day. you come in the picture its an automatic NAH! Meeting the parents? NAH! Tragedies like death? NAHHH!!! Arguments? Tally that as a DOUBLE NAH! My nigga let Carmelo deal with that shit. Like any good 6th man, you get in, you get your minutes (rounds of pounding it,) do as you are asked or told and go back to the bench like you’re supposed to, until you are subbed back in. With all this said, you still are getting recognized by the league. Let’s make the league (other hoes) bitches still on yo dick because you’re technically still a free man, and thus far you are having a breakout season/keeping your practice on by smashing this joint and now all these other franchises want ya ass, and are shocked because your pipe game still strong cause you always logging in some outstanding minutes from time to time. Plus you have so much playing time to get on some yeeks surprising franchises with ya game, you might even opt out of a contract cause shit is going so damn good with your success. But you can't let your coach know you playing for other teams tho dawg. You don't wanna fuck around and get your minutes cut and end up on the Brian Scalebrine part of the bench.

Anything Can Happen

"The League unpredictable blood" 

What I’m i trying to say with this exactly? Read it one more time: Anything can happen! If by any chance the franchise wants to dump you, it’s quiet. My nigga you just been released, traded or shorty don't wanna give you that extention. Here you just tilt your cap, i mean in reality you really can't compete the franchise player or should you ever try to compete, cause short is a smizzy, i mean just look at the names i'm using to compare you and the other nigga, feel me bloooOd? you taking a loss that isn't actually a loss. Can't blame the hoes if they feel bad and wanna be faithful again; there’s nothing you can do about it. As a 6th man you gotta keep your head up though and respect it, fam. Don't be a bird and expose the girl who blessed you with some yeeks and pull some petty shit like that! If the nigga hit you up, don't be lame and send that nigga a nude of his girl that he prolly don't even have. Don't confront the franchise player like that, and don’t confess that you’ve been hitting his queen like there was no tomorrow, blazing that pussy to some ratchet shit to some R&B. It’s bad enough you’re fucking his girl and slapping her face with your dick—you don't have to go on and insult the man, too. With those actions not only did you fuck up the chance of smashing it again (yes, who knows, she might change her mind and bring you back for a few 10 day contracts) but if you decide to be a bitch and expose things you’re probably gonna get the side eye from all her assistant coaches about your poor play. You all know how rumors get around in the league. Lastly, how many times can I say it? Anything can happen. Worst-case scenario is you catch feelings like a little bitch and fuck yourself over, falling for a girl who already has a man. Don't be in a soap opera my nigga, this is basketball b, NOT TWILIGHT, fuck you falling for a girl who’s already cheating, fam? What are your thoughts exactly? She’s gonna change for who? You? She’s already showing you that she isn't worth it. If you have the audacity to catch feelings you better go back on the bench and put that towel over your head. Disgrace to the 6th man race if you do such a thing, cause seriously… if she’s not faithful to her man, she’s gonna be faithful to you now, brah? Lmao… NAHHHHH. Just saying if you doing any of the sort you basically falling in the JR realm, and we already know how dumb this nigga can be. Nigga always getting fined, don't get fined b

An End Note

"Bulls.. Knicks.. Hawks.. Warriors.. Blazers.. Clippers, STILL FLOURISHING"

Just look at Jamal Crawford, the perfect example of what a 6th man should be or someone you should strive for. A journey man,  going franchise to franchise. Now picture yourself as a nigga who smashes whenever he gets traded or moves on, pounding other niggas queens consistently, you always have a clean slate wherever you are traded, no rumors, Everyone loves you, how can you not like Jamal? Low key he dumb real, it will be a honor to be called Jamal tbh. you not committed to no one, and neither has he in his career. This is a real prideful 6th man, no long term deals, scored 50points on niggas, in your term thats like a shorty wanting to leave her man for you. but you ain't having that, shit i hope you wouldn't have it in mind, I know JC doesn't. But to wrap it up, Deadass—I was gonna take a break or even dead this shit, but since I came back I saw that a few people actually was reading my blog and liked it… go figure. It gave me much needed inspiration—I’ve got people supporting me and I’m being weak. Nah blooooOD, I got people actually giving a fuck… I can't be that pussy! So here you have it—the first blog of the New Year. I wanna thank ya, for snapping me out of it . So, Yes the side nigga! there isn't a better position to play in this world than the position of the Side Negro. While many men can flourish in this position… only few can master. Some will catch feelings and others will falter and become main niggas. . THANK YA!.. oh yeah..

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(Side note, sorry most of you ladies ain't understand a word i said on this blog, shit must have been like reading another language. You know since ya don't know about sports an shit. #MakeASandwich2014)