#ThirstyN*ggas
Let us begin and welcome the New Year with open arms! Posting my
second blog of the year and this one is dedicated to you extraordinarily
thirsty ass niggas and how little shame you guys have as a collective group.
And because it's 2013, let’s take the famous phrase that's brought up every New
Year, "its a new year, new me," into major consideration. All I’m
saying is that I have my sleeves rolled up for what I’m about to say. Ya mother
fuckers just don't know how to chill and calm the fuck down. Learn how to
process and think about what the fuck ya be doing and saying. Sometimes I’m
taken back and surprised how much hydrogen monoxide (WATER) has to be
provided to you mongrels. It looks like some of you niggas can consume a lake
or an ocean with the all-star talent of thirst I see on my TL. Oh
man does Twitter have some MVP candidates, Making a nigga like lebron seem like a high schooler with ya unlimited thirst. The thirst is flawless and
perfectly executed, so much that it makes me want to throw up. Fuckin Thirst
Zombies, savages and worshipers. The way some of ya act, has been irking me for
a while and the Internet just escalates the situation with ya disgusting levels
of thirst. Ya mother fuckers give us regular niggas such a bad name. Its one
thing to bury and tarnish ya reps, it’s another thing to punish the gawds
(innocent bystanders) in this mix-up, warping us in ya fucking mess. That is
mad fucking rude. Just because you’re not getting any pussy, doesn't give you
the right to drag us down with you. Like how selfish and inconsiderate is that shit, Just because you look like a complete fucking fool, the whole general male population has to fall into that black whole BECAUSE of ya'll? NAH NIGGA FOH.
Now there is a general
difference between being interested and being FUCKING thirsty. Let’s not get it
wrong with entertaining or being interested in someone there is a HUGE
difference. Majority of the time, people can tell. People, mainly women confuse
this for thirst, for example: when niggas compliment, DMs BUT gets the hint, or
flirts with moderation. That's cool, and all because some of ya chicks get too
gassed ma niggs and a huge portion why some of them do is because The
thirstiest of low lives hype you regular bitches. But this isn't about ya right
now, ya got next. For now sit on the bench till Coach "Gawd Popovich" subs ya in. Cause
right now, I have a personal vendetta with the Thirst Beasts. I get it Thirst
Leeches. We as niggas get interested at times we wanna pursue a potential jawn,
so be it If we wanna smash or wanna wife it. Cause lord knows I look at a few
of ya heaux avis that pop up on my TL and a nigga like thy self just wanna go
out their way and over do it like some of ya Thirst Androids. Yes, the bitch is
bad and I wanna press that follow button at the speed of light, I wanna DM with
the intensity of breaking my phone, but I have this Gawd lineage in me which is
called pride that's built with a lot of dignity. As corny as this shit sounds,
I have some self-respect wrapped into all that pure greatness. Now for the
second portion of my blog lets test your thirst. So you know where the hell you
stand in the "Thirst Games." Let us begin... And may the thirst never fall in your Favor
Are You Dying Of THIRST?
- Do you excessively DM and Text a chick, but she doesn't respond and curves you and she gives you one worded answers? And still, you continue to pursue her? The curve has been set (get the point MOVE THE FUCK ON). 10 points
- Did you ask for her number and she didn't give it to you the first time? Did you ask again and you still didn't get it the second or third time, but you still continued to ask for it? My mans-- that's low key sexual harassment. 15 fuckin points
- Do you agree to whatever a chick says just because she's BAD without basing it off of your own opinion son? Grow a pair, little bitch. 10 points
- Do you follow a twitter chick, who isn't actually famous or has that twitter check and she not following you back? Fucking groupie. 20 points
- Do you DM a chick the minute you follow her or if you DM every chick you follow? Tally up yourself 10 points for EACH chick.
- Do you end up on a screen shot or exposed DMs? Let us pray and add yourself a grand prize of 75 points.
- Do you come to the rescue like a nosy little bitch if a chick is arguing with another dude through a social network? Putting that cape on isn't gonna get you any form or shape of pussy or a number B.
Please grant yourself 45 points.
- Do you ever bad mouth a dude to get with a chick or get some pussy (even tho sometimes strategic lol still too much shade and ultimate bitch move)? 100 points
- Do you ever bad mouth your friend to get with a chick or get some pussy (Scumbag)? 150 points
- Do you like a chick's pic "all the time" she puts it up on instagram?
- If you know her... 10 points
- If you don't know her... 20 points
- Do you leave a thirsty ass comment on a chick's instagram or leave your number?
- (Example: Wow i'll fuck the shit out of you, hit my jack ma, and my favorites are the sentimental shits) Fucking birds.
- If you know her... 55 points
- If you don't know her... 75 points
- Did you ever like an ancient picture on facebook/instagram or tweet (fucking stalker)? 25 points
- Did a girl ever tell you, "you're such a good friend," and you didn't understand that you're in the friendzone? 15 points
- IF YOU LEAKED SOME NUDES 200 points!
- IF YOU LEAK A SIMP VIDEO OR CAUGHT BEING RECORDED CRYING (die) 350 points
Where does your thirsty ass stand?
Parched (if you scored 100-400)

Dehydrated (if you Scored 500-700)
Niggas like ya are the reason why regular, beyond basic bitches swear they're gods gift to twitter. Because an epic abundance of YOU niggas follow and gas these bitches up! So much that they believe they can not follow up and not give it up. Ya open hells gate to let ugly, fat, uneducated bitches the chance to slander us. Are ya niggas fucking serious? They are not sexy and they not giving you anyy pussy. Looking like mac trucks and these bitches behaving 1,000 followers. Like how does that even happen? I bet if all ya niggas STOPPED following bitches that don't follow you back, i bet them bitches will Humble themselves. They have ya so wrapped around they finger, they can guarantee likes, RT's a lap dog who's gonna save her from getting slander, comments, text and DM's just to entertain em and have screenshots ready to expose ya dumbasses. bitch ass niggas if ya only new if ya showed less attention the sex to follow ratio will change. but since ya lost already "YOU OFFICIALLY BELONG TO THESE BITCHES". Way be a a slave fucking pussy
Finally got around slandering Niggas in-general now, now some of ya bitches can get off my dick about just coming at ya & cut a nigga some slack. If any of ya niggas have something to say speak up, tweet me. I sure as hell don't give a fuck. Might as well add up your score and see where you fit in, don't have to lie about it either. In all actuality some of ya niggas should be thanking me. See me as your blog leader and savior, saving ya from eternal damnation, Like your Jesus, just only with a blog, I'm your "blog Jesus" who curses an shit. ya should know the nature of twitter, i'm just looking out for ya... #NoThirstInTheWild
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