"Niggas, let us bow down today, for the gawds have blessed us with a blog and with this holy blog time to slaughter thy thirsty bitches, and hold it down." - Meezus
Unlike the Niggas, who's level of thirst tend to be rather basic and in a very non-interesting fashion, such as over expressing and commenting excessively. Bitches, on the other hand, are master minds of displaying thirst, and ya disguise it all too well. While this may be true for most, ya not fooling me bitches. ya have different faces when it comes to this types of thirst, there's several variations. Ya bitches be so versatile with the thirst. You know me & shit, i gotta break it down, and save my brothas. so Here are a few of the many strategical tactics these bitches use on ya innocent fellas.. U.O.E.N.O.
Ya have to be the corniest of the set of bitches, seeking attention by over working that gay shit. Bitch we know you're straight, but the only way for you to still hold on to that hope and keep this attention is by flirting
with every bitch that looks better then you or saying dumb shit about how you gonna play for the other team knowing Damn well you wouldn't lick the cooter if it was sitting on your face. Fraud ass bitch. Just dying for a nigga to fall for your attention seeking ass.
2. THIRSTY SPORTS ANALYST BITCHES
Do you know how disappointing it is knowing that not a single sandwich was made because bitches decide to watch not only the superbowl, but also the damn NBA All Star games? Who the fuck do you think ya are? Sounding mad stupid by stating stupid shit, such as, "The Boston Red Sox won because Carmelo Anthony kicked a field goal and also got the kick return and ran it back for a thousand yards while wining the World Series and the Kentucky Derby." I don't wanna hear you talking about how good the "Heats" are. You SHOULD be talking about how versatile a chicken is. Now, next time you wanna be a fucking analyst bitch, make a slight detour to the kitchen, that way, when you make the sandwich, you realize where your actual place of sanctuary is at.
3. THIRSTY CORNY NOT FUNNY BITCHES
YAA NOT FUNNY!!! Holy SHIT, Some of ya bitches be the corniest to follow! Everyday i'll scroll down and look at at some of ya hoes, who TRY to be funny, and literally saddens my day. Ya be trying sooo hard to sound like us. Ya sense of humor and approach is dumb trash. I hope a majority of ya don't think ya getting followed because of ya exceptional delivery when making jokes. Just posting memes doesn't make you funny and sounding like hoe doesn't make you funny either, you just look thirsty trying to be funny… pick one, fuck is your problem!?
4. THE THIRST PIC, THIRSTY BITCH
This is for the instagram honey's, dead locked on your IG counting up the likes, and complaining about how thirsty niggas are, acting like ya not equally thirsty about them likes that's coming your way. Same bitches that take pictures with no clothes on and be getting mad if a nigga wanna fuck. Shit bitch, you looking like a damn fucking porn star on every other pic. #CanYouBlameUsTho. And stop tryna disguise your whorish pic with song lyrics that have nothing to do with it. And ya corny asses need to stop taking pics of your legs saying shit like "I just got new floors". Bitch we can't even tell cuz your thick ass legs taking up the whole pic. Then ya wanna play the dumb bitch when a nigga call you out on it.
5. ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT SEX THIRSTY BITCH
Always talking about how you can do this and that, how you can make a nigga fall in love, etc. Please get your standing still, laying your ass flat on the bed, just taking it sex advice allllllll the wayyy the FOH! Niggas is getting hip to this shit now. We used to fall for it but now we know better. Always talking bout sex and you're not even having sex yourself. There's a problem if you talking about it and not doing it. Bitches be swearing they Abella Anderson but they really resemble a corpse in bed. i done seen bitches pitch a perfect game talking about sex, yet in reality….nvm. Just know these bitches Just want attention and you can't trust them.
6. THE SCREENSHOT THIRSTY BITCH
Oh wow, niggas like you round of applause to the bitch who wants the world to know that she's holding it down by exposing niggas! But funny thing is-- how nigga got your # in the first place?! I'll wait. I understand bitch, you're popping, your text messages is always on tilt, always got like 100 of them shits unread. But do you really gotta post up all the niggas that have a slight interest in you on blast? What's the point? A few chuckles? Smh once again it makes you look stupid. Niggas can't even compliment anymore cuz of bitches like this. Some of the screenshots be lookin fake too. I find it hard to believe a nigga gon text you sweet shit ALL day and you give no response. We know you deleted your imessages to make it seem like a nigga thirsty over you. Fuckin pathetic.
7. BITTER THIRSTY BITCH
First and foremost, you gotta let that hurt go Ma! Deadass that's not a good look for you hurt bitches waiting for niggas to be a security blanket or sympathize. Ya over here with stupid shit like "</3, niggas aint shit, they all assholes, im a be gay, niggas is all the same," and it's consistently the same basic bitch tactics. i just hope you bitches find someone who's an ever bigger asshole and treats ya worse.
8. SELF HATE THIRSTY BITCH
We've all heard it before… "I'm so fat, I'm so ugly, I'm a scam, I…" STFU!! YOU NOT EITHER BITCH! Damn, ya just dying for niggas and other bitches to give you a confidence boost that you don't need in the first place. We know you not any of the sort; this has to be the thirstiest of the bunch, I swear to God. We know, you just want someone to hit you up and stroke that thirst-seeking ego and say that you aren't any of those things.
9. THE UGLY THIRSTY BITCH
Damn, this is fucked up.. but it's true. The ugly ass bitches seeking attention. Smfh, I feel so bad lol. The ugly bitches be so bold and holding it down; they so up front with they thirst I can't even get mad. Straight up mention you first, give that follow first, and even DM you first. They don't get the attention they want so they have to give they attention to niggas out on the open in plain sight. Ya most likely the bitches that are bounced around your TL
10. THE SUPER BAD SEXY THIRSTY BITCH
Looking mad sexy and shit.... fucking tempting and enticing bitches, man. Smh ya bitches so bad, ya thirst is acceptable, just not on my WATCH! Ya are a rare case; ya seem thirsty without even trying. If ya like it or not, ya bitches are setting the trap and being thirsty at the same damn time. You can flirt with one nigga and have half your follows twatching a dude because you said "HI" or sent an emoji with the hearts in em. You need to start getting uglier or not respond to no one.
I already released Thirsty Niggas, so its quiet for ya bitches backlash. Also, thou shall NOT be sexist or discriminate, you can't forget the equal rights movement. To summarize this blog, a bitch's way of showing thirst is by her approach, which causes a reaction or seeks ATTENTION. Bitches love attention and they will find any means necessary to get that attention, whereas us niggas just be so easy to show them that kind of attention without hesitating, which only makes ourselves look thirsty af. Meanwhile, bitches do anything possible to grab niggas' attention, whether its acting gay for niggas, or watching a sports event. Yes, we thirsty, but ya bitches laying it out there for us. For example, if a big booty bitch walks passed us with shorts on... what you think we gonna do?
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